I may be gone for a while, so if you post a hot selfie, assume I'm liking it lasciviously.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I may be gone for a while, so if you post a hot selfie, assume I'm liking it lasciviously.
I'd like to retroactively enforce this for all the D posts I've now deleted. 👇
if you save a person’s post you should have to give that person $5
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'd like to retroactively enforce this for all the D posts I've now deleted. 👇
If Wes Streeting becomes the first gay PM... that would be in keeping with bad rep for minorities in UK government.
November 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If Wes Streeting becomes the first gay PM... that would be in keeping with bad rep for minorities in UK government.
My brain every 8 minutes:
And who the fuck is Madeline? 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My brain every 8 minutes:
My mantra as I sighed my way through another lacklustre home workout today:
I just want the kind of tits that Turkish men massage on instagram
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My mantra as I sighed my way through another lacklustre home workout today:
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Man, growing up with people looking visibly disgusted by your fatness and alopecia really sets you up for life, doesn't it
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Man, growing up with people looking visibly disgusted by your fatness and alopecia really sets you up for life, doesn't it
I love The Traitors so much. What a finale.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I love The Traitors so much. What a finale.
My DMs are open to you, Zoh. 👄
There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes
This labeller never misses
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My DMs are open to you, Zoh. 👄
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Jennifer Lawrence reveals she and Emma Stone are producing a ‘MISS PIGGY’ film with Cole Escola writing the script.
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jennifer Lawrence reveals she and Emma Stone are producing a ‘MISS PIGGY’ film with Cole Escola writing the script.
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.”
(via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)
I'm 40 and still feel like a teenager (derogatory). Most of that is for financial reasons / career opportunities.
WHEN DO WE GET TO BE OLD!!!!! Im so tired of millennials being lumped into “youth” categories because the old guard can’t/wont retire! I’m pushing 40!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm 40 and still feel like a teenager (derogatory). Most of that is for financial reasons / career opportunities.
A happy day for hot people on the right side of history 💘
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A happy day for hot people on the right side of history 💘
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If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal
Bluesky, PLEASE. Give us the option of privacy or Close Friends or SOMETHING.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Bluesky, PLEASE. Give us the option of privacy or Close Friends or SOMETHING.
Take a train that doesn't exist to catch a sight of the rare and majestic Highland creature, the Haggis.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Take a train that doesn't exist to catch a sight of the rare and majestic Highland creature, the Haggis.
👇 Please respect my God.
please note:
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
Mariah Carey season doesn’t start until after Thanksgiving. we are currently in Christina Ricci season.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
👇 Please respect my God.
That girlbands doc on BBC made me wanna relisten to All Saints' debut album, brought back my crush on Mel Blatt, and made angrysad in retrospect. Watch it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That girlbands doc on BBC made me wanna relisten to All Saints' debut album, brought back my crush on Mel Blatt, and made angrysad in retrospect. Watch it.
YES. 😤
You and I both deserve to be dripping in babes
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
YES. 😤
Day of the Dead Inside
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Day of the Dead Inside
I would willingly die trying to fix him.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I would willingly die trying to fix him.
YOU CAN'T STOP MY VOICE 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
— me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight
YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
— me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
YOU CAN'T STOP MY VOICE 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
— me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight
YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY
— me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight
See you in Hell, OpenAI. 🥰
Judge rules George R.R. Martin and other authors can sue OpenAI for copyright infringement
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
• Said ChatGPT generated 'Game of Thrones' content similar enough to infringe copyright
• OpenAI’s motion to dismiss was denied
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
See you in Hell, OpenAI. 🥰
Folks seem to be discovering this one now.
Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.
Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.
October 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Folks seem to be discovering this one now.
Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.
Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.
I had no idea people DIDN'T call their parents' cousins, aunts and even friends "auntie"/"uncle" until I moved to the UK and my English ex was borderline affronted by the idea.
I keep seeing people try to defend the Zohran Aunt thing by saying it’s a Asian thing to call extra people aunt and uncle, and I just want to set the record straight as one of the WASPiest people on this site… my moms cousins are definitely my Aunts, and this is manufactured nonsense by anti Zohran
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I had no idea people DIDN'T call their parents' cousins, aunts and even friends "auntie"/"uncle" until I moved to the UK and my English ex was borderline affronted by the idea.