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gaylor | leftist | scared of posting
replace honey with gay and it’s a love song to gaylors
October 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
replace honey with gay and it’s a love song to gaylors
the funniest part of wood to me is that the chorus/theme is literally "i don’t need to touch that man’s p3nis to get what i want"
October 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the funniest part of wood to me is that the chorus/theme is literally "i don’t need to touch that man’s p3nis to get what i want"
so thinking about this like a musical:
in FOO she says "it’s bout to be the sleepless night"
and in Opalite she says "sleepless in the onyx night. but now the sky is opalite."
elizabeth taylor is the "sleepless night" during which she cried her eyes violet
in FOO she says "it’s bout to be the sleepless night"
and in Opalite she says "sleepless in the onyx night. but now the sky is opalite."
elizabeth taylor is the "sleepless night" during which she cried her eyes violet
October 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
so thinking about this like a musical:
in FOO she says "it’s bout to be the sleepless night"
and in Opalite she says "sleepless in the onyx night. but now the sky is opalite."
elizabeth taylor is the "sleepless night" during which she cried her eyes violet
in FOO she says "it’s bout to be the sleepless night"
and in Opalite she says "sleepless in the onyx night. but now the sky is opalite."
elizabeth taylor is the "sleepless night" during which she cried her eyes violet
my director friend tay just had a long talk with just me it was fucking magical i was unmasked 😭
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
my director friend tay just had a long talk with just me it was fucking magical i was unmasked 😭
i was completely alone in my theatre
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i was completely alone in my theatre
that uh in wi$h li$t at like 41 seconds is from midnights
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
that uh in wi$h li$t at like 41 seconds is from midnights
actually romantic sounds so much like a song … by a woman… i can’t think of it for my life lol
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
actually romantic sounds so much like a song … by a woman… i can’t think of it for my life lol
is the family the alphabet mafia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
is the family the alphabet mafia ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
whyyyyyy doesn’t spotify have the lyrics like srsly
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
whyyyyyy doesn’t spotify have the lyrics like srsly
im obsessed it’s so good the second listen is hitting but i need to fucking sleep and i don’t think there’s anything coming at 1
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
im obsessed it’s so good the second listen is hitting but i need to fucking sleep and i don’t think there’s anything coming at 1
eating out the trash…. i like my friends cancelled… ok girl’ll
a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
eating out the trash…. i like my friends cancelled… ok girl’ll
WOW, SHE CAME OUT
I SAID "YOURE LIVING MY DREAM"
I SAID "YOURE LIVING MY DREAM"
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
WOW, SHE CAME OUT
I SAID "YOURE LIVING MY DREAM"
I SAID "YOURE LIVING MY DREAM"
you could be my forever night stand? like a piece of furniture in her weird life…
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you could be my forever night stand? like a piece of furniture in her weird life…
FATHER FIGURE CHORUS IM FICKING GAGGED
October 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
FATHER FIGURE CHORUS IM FICKING GAGGED
she’s so effing funny I CANT
September 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
she’s so effing funny I CANT
lukewarm take: people with ring cameras are fascists
August 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
lukewarm take: people with ring cameras are fascists
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there's a secret coded message in this, but i just can't figure out what it is...
August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
there's a secret coded message in this, but i just can't figure out what it is...
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also i forget who was saying that the GP will get annoyed with all these countdowns but they already have
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
also i forget who was saying that the GP will get annoyed with all these countdowns but they already have
in thé joker voice: here we GO
August 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
in thé joker voice: here we GO
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get a library card get a library card get a library card get a library card get a LIBRARY CARD
August 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
get a library card get a library card get a library card get a library card get a LIBRARY CARD
taylor: "I have actual business I need to run"
minute 1:25:15/2:03:40
taylor: "we’re busy having an actual relationship"
minute 1:25:25/2:03:40
something something mirrors and parallels🪞
minute 1:25:15/2:03:40
taylor: "we’re busy having an actual relationship"
minute 1:25:25/2:03:40
something something mirrors and parallels🪞
August 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
taylor: "I have actual business I need to run"
minute 1:25:15/2:03:40
taylor: "we’re busy having an actual relationship"
minute 1:25:25/2:03:40
something something mirrors and parallels🪞
minute 1:25:15/2:03:40
taylor: "we’re busy having an actual relationship"
minute 1:25:25/2:03:40
something something mirrors and parallels🪞
travis finds online "discourse AND truth" hilarious 👀👀
what truths are we talking about? they’re not married soooOooOo
minute 1:20:25/2:03:40
what truths are we talking about? they’re not married soooOooOo
minute 1:20:25/2:03:40
August 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
travis finds online "discourse AND truth" hilarious 👀👀
what truths are we talking about? they’re not married soooOooOo
minute 1:20:25/2:03:40
what truths are we talking about? they’re not married soooOooOo
minute 1:20:25/2:03:40
"cause a lot of what we’re saying is like inside of a bit and we’re laughing the whole time" is HOW TRAVIS ends up on the eras tour stage. they’re just kikiing about this PR bearding relationship and they come up with that i can’t i love them
minute 56:00/2:03:40
minute 56:00/2:03:40
August 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"cause a lot of what we’re saying is like inside of a bit and we’re laughing the whole time" is HOW TRAVIS ends up on the eras tour stage. they’re just kikiing about this PR bearding relationship and they come up with that i can’t i love them
minute 56:00/2:03:40
minute 56:00/2:03:40