plfrederick
plfrederick.bsky.social
plfrederick
@plfrederick.bsky.social
If there's no magic how come when you burp up watermelon it tastes like cucumber?

Oil, Acrylic, Watercolor • Artist & Illustrator • Humor, Rainbows, Unicorns, UFO/UAP
Incredible photograph, so beautiful! 🏆💕
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The left moved Jesus’s birth! Over to the Middle East! (sorry I’m upset) They’re saying now he was Jewish!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You were born with a gift
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A dream come true! (sorry)
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Haha I just now read that in my latest copy of The Onion!! 🏆
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you haven’t already (you prob have) also add in all fees and taxes that might get taken out 💕

(I’d give a lil to your enterprise)
December 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jack in the box like you turn the thing and randomly a surprise clown SURPRISE SPRINGS up? Tracks. Congrats.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wouldn’t be surprised if some of those severed zombie lookin hands had 6 even 7 fingers 😩
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Exactly
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sure go ahead, tap that coneaxoufo article link if you like big d*cks in your face 😩 The ads there don’t exactly communicate intelligence of ANY kind 😂
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This could heal the world
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Great now my life’s top priority is Esperanto
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So many psychics out here not using their powers in the airport
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Behold, the magic word that gets me stuff that I demand 💕😂
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Now the great sandwich in the sky
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
lol signing in a child
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
😂🤣😂
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A random child at school wandering around, can’t communicate who his/her parents are, maybe finds a bathroom or library to hide in, or didn’t go inside the school but hid outdoors, who knows how long it took adults to notice. Stuff happens 🤷‍♀️ Is is a true fess? Who knows. Was is possible? Anything is
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don’t even like coffee and I acknowledge this as a most excellent idea. In a better world it woulda won that FIFA peace prize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Everyone saying this didn’t happen because, basically the system cares more now, was born after the time when the system either didn’t exist or didn’t care. Progress is GOOD 💕
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Yes this is now. That was maybe from then. I am from then. Nobody checked nuthin 😂
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
It was my takeaway tho
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
After reading the article, my takeaway was: go buy Microsoft Defender for Office 365. Which I won’t do. So keep a lookout for email bombs I guess
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM