The devs wanted me to share this message: "Dear Players, we hate you and despise your existence. We have turned off multiplayer to spite you slimy neckbeards. Touch grass."
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The devs wanted me to share this message: "Dear Players, we hate you and despise your existence. We have turned off multiplayer to spite you slimy neckbeards. Touch grass."
I read a single report and it turns out everything is actually @Larchy's fault. All the bugs, glitches, it's his fault. Please spam his dms with death threats. While you do that, paypal me some money please. bsky.app/profile/larc...
March 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I read a single report and it turns out everything is actually @Larchy's fault. All the bugs, glitches, it's his fault. Please spam his dms with death threats. While you do that, paypal me some money please. bsky.app/profile/larc...
Remember the best van? Well our scientists discovered that we should ruin it. Get some of the worst Mortys possible! Waste your time, and you only got a choice between the same option from the shop! Nothing screams "fuck you" like ruining what you love ❤️, play Pocket Mortys now!!!
March 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Remember the best van? Well our scientists discovered that we should ruin it. Get some of the worst Mortys possible! Waste your time, and you only got a choice between the same option from the shop! Nothing screams "fuck you" like ruining what you love ❤️, play Pocket Mortys now!!!
Hey idiots, buy the new dimensions and you can catch these guys. Only $32. If you can't afford it, quit playing. We don't want poorons playing our game.
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hey idiots, buy the new dimensions and you can catch these guys. Only $32. If you can't afford it, quit playing. We don't want poorons playing our game.
Please stop spamming our system with reports. We are experiencing crashes and we have to mass delete your hundreds of thousands of reports. If you want us to actually read what you say, please don't send it. We don't care.
February 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Please stop spamming our system with reports. We are experiencing crashes and we have to mass delete your hundreds of thousands of reports. If you want us to actually read what you say, please don't send it. We don't care.
New dimension and new Mortys. Give us money and I'll ensure we treat you with ZERO respect! Play Pocket Mortys and gamble children!! (The game is 17+ only)
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
New dimension and new Mortys. Give us money and I'll ensure we treat you with ZERO respect! Play Pocket Mortys and gamble children!! (The game is 17+ only)
ALSO anyone who buys the raid pack will also for a limited time get bundled with these new Mortys! They will be coming out 12/23/24 for you poor people.
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
ALSO anyone who buys the raid pack will also for a limited time get bundled with these new Mortys! They will be coming out 12/23/24 for you poor people.