PolkPanther
@polkpanther.bsky.social
a great damp loaf of a body
Kids should only have safe vehicles to get to school, like this
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Kids should only have safe vehicles to get to school, like this
I mocked up what that might look like
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I mocked up what that might look like
Nah man, if they want me to dress nice on a plane then economy has to go back to looking like this and actually give me space to move
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nah man, if they want me to dress nice on a plane then economy has to go back to looking like this and actually give me space to move
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Demolishing some bok choy
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Demolishing some bok choy
When you get to GayHooters too late to enter the pudding wrestling competition
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When you get to GayHooters too late to enter the pudding wrestling competition
COUNTERPOINT: nobody owes Carson Wentz anything
October 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
COUNTERPOINT: nobody owes Carson Wentz anything
Inject it in my veins
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Inject it in my veins
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness