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PolyMaus
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On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
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Screenshot of Seinfeld. Elaine has a nervous expression asking "Maybe the streaming services...could have ads?" Peterson looks off into the distance and says "The very ads I went to the streaming services to avoid."
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A gold star labeled "Has never even opened ChatGPT"
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The producers in the room with James Cameron after he turned the "S" in ALIENS into a dollar sign
Wrestling announcers shocked and amazed.
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Quote from Winston Churchill: "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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George W. Bush being told that a second plane has hit the Twin Towers.
September 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Tweet from @ethanjacobslaw from 2021. The text in the tweet is "OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?"
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Giggling as I place this sign so that the arrow points directly to the elves' secret sanctuary.
Sign with an arrow on the bottom with these words written on it: ORC ACCESS ACCÈS À L'ORC
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Getting some Ryuki vibes from this post.
Ryuki from AI: The Somnium Files Nirvana Initiative having a mental breakdown and speaking in nonsensical kanji.
August 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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No new pictures where you at mentally?
Two panel screenshot from The Simpsons. First panel is Marge sitting in a bedroom saying "At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh." The second panel is her continuing to sit there with a blank expression.
August 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Context:
Smiling star with balloons and confetti around it. Caption says "YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
August 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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A warlock with a skeleton face saying "GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7000 SKELETONS"
July 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Medicated vs. Unmedicated
Top panels are a dog sitting in a field with a rainbow behind him saying "This is unbearable." Bottom panels are a dog sitting in a room actively on fire saying "This is fine."
July 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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BEWARE THE PIPELINE (aka I would have relations with all of these people)
Heavily memed picture of a person's transition from M to F.
July 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Art of Spamton G. Spamtom holding the phone to the camera saying "IT'S FOR YOU"
June 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This tweet is about Gavin Newsom, just to eliminate all subtext.
Quote from Winston Churchill: If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The naming conventions in Romeo and Juliet really are the most unsubtle of all his plays.
Meme of fictional character Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
June 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Happy Pride! Reward them for the world they created.
A rainbow pride flag hung up in a shop window. Underneath is a sign stating "WE NOW SHARPEN KNIVES"
June 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Found out about this woman while on a Wikipedia deep dive. Later on in the article it specifies that she believed those who ate meat should be systematically exterminated. The world has all types!
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Savitri Devi". Contents: Savitri Devi Mukherji (born Maximiani Julia Portas) was a French-born Greek-Italian Nazi sympathizer, spy, and author. She served the Axis powers by committing acts of espionage against the Allied forces in India. An exponent of esoteric Hitlerism, she became a leading member of the neo-Nazi underground during the 1960s. Savitri was a proponent of a synthesis of Hinduism and Nazism, proclaiming Adolf Hitler to have been an avatar of the Hindu god Vishnu. She depicted Hitler as a sacrifice for humanity that would lead to the end of the worst World Age, the Kali Yuga, which she believed was induced by the Jews. She was also a radical animal rights activist and vegetarian. Photo of Savitri Devi wearing a sari and bindi. She was French, Greek and Italian.
May 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Simpsons screenshot. Barney is sitting on the bus with Mr. Burns. Barney asks "Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?" Burns responds "Oh, my, no. I'm Monty Burns."
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A green sedan with massive wheels and the words "FREE PALESTINE" printed on the side
May 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Wowee wow wow she really just like me fr fr
Anime art from @hanagamigendai. The top picture is a bright eyed red haired anime girl starting a new office job with a blank desktop. The bottom picture is that same girl, in a dark room with instant raman and a granola bar with sticky notes on her monitor along with her desktop being filled with various folders.
May 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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There used to be a bowl of candy on this counter top. Without it, the tone of the message changes slightly.
April 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Fuckboy with Snapchat caption "Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha"
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Sometimes the algorithm (or lack thereof) really makes some gems.
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First post from Van Weasel: Oh no, cybertruck at the good coffee shop... Second post from Poof Birb: I love vandalism Third post from Joseph Fink: It finally happened: someone vandalized my neighbor's cybertruck. "Oh no."
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Caption: Them: you're really going to die for drag queens and queen folk? Underneath the caption is a picture of Dale from King of the Hill wearing a balaclava saying "Someone is."
March 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM