Poobistan
@poobistan.bsky.social
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I went to a strip club tonight. I've never been to one before. It was scary and uncomfortable and I see how so many lonely people can spend so much money there which made it even scarier. I pooped in their bathroom then left.
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If a number is reduced by more than 100% it becomes negative. So if, hypothetically, a cost were actually reduced by 650% they would owe you 5.5x the cost of that product in $ instead.

But that's not possible and would never happen
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Legit, as an economist, how do we expect our nation to survive let alone thrive when an increasing amount of our labor force can't even afford the basic absolute necessities?
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Man idc if I'm a radical or whatever, it's frankly embarrassing that We, T United States, the by-every-metric wealthiest nation on Earth, for some reason refuse to spend that wealth on keeping our own people healthy and alive.
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I'm not home today but I want to post for #caturday too. Here's my boys happily napping on the first heated blanket night of the season his week
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I just ran my first 10 minute mile *ever*
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Anti-American Chili Eating Sword Swinging Island Hopping Archipelago Stream

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If it's unclear so far, Donald Trump is an enemy of America and its people.
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"How about we all come together and stop attacking pedophiles" is a legit Raphael "Ted" Cruz quote from literally today.
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Is death really that taboo of a topic? I brought that last question up to my friends and they all freaked out about it and said that thay conversation about death made them and normal people scared. Really? I think about it all the time especially when I think about mushrooms and fungi.
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I want to die at 112 having lived through at least 3 more US involved wars giving advice to a nephew I'm not related to. I think I will die at 40 being assassinated or die of heart disease or being hit by a Bus in Philadelphia
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At what age do you think you will die and at what age do you want to die?
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If the answer to the question "I am okay with destroying the world so three balding white men stay out of prison" is yes then you are a bad person. That also means if you are a republican or conservative you are a bad person.
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Literally one of the 10 commandments btw
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Somehow controversial take: Torturing and/or killing people is morally wrong.
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This may be a controversial take on Twitter or America 2025 but Hitler is and was the bad guy.
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Another top tier indie game is Neon White. One of the best precision platformer games I've ever played. Amazing theming and atmosphere and even better gameplay and story.

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Neon White on Steam
Neon White is a single-player speedrunning FPS where you can sacrifice your guns for godlike parkour moves.
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You're on a path in the woods. At the end of that path is a cabin, and in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You are here to slay her. If you don't, it will mean the end of the world.

But don't be mistaken, this is a love story.

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Slay the Princess — The Pristine Cut on Steam
You're here to slay the princess. Don't believe her lies.
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