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Luke
@poopfoot.bsky.social
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Stay wistful and young.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
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It me
A portion of a coolie package that reads, "Double Nutty."
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Look at this holly jolly work ethic.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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At Screenland with two boxes of Hot Tamales and ready to watch my man put in some work.
The mechanical man that opens the curtain at the Screenland Armour movie theater.
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Every time I go to an Arby's, it's the slowest fast food of all time.
An Arby's feast consisting of a Beef 'N Cheddar, curly fries, mozzarella sticks, and a root beer.
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Are you fucking with me, Verizon?
An email from Verizon Wireless offering me a discount on my phone bill if I have $30K in saving.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Seasoned Crispy Chicken Drumsticks

Tonight's Album: "Tenacious D" by Tenacious D
Ten chicken drumsticks tossed in olive oil and seasoned with sea salt, garlic powder, chili powder, oregano, paprika, and black pepper. The baked, seasoned drumsticks. Seasoned crispy chicken drumsticks with steamed broccoli and a bottle of A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer. Tenacious D's self-titled album plays on a green turntable.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I just had leftovers for dinner, but I got a new record in the mail today, so...

Tonight's Album: "Punk Goes Acoustic"

FUN FACT: I think this was the album we played during dinner at my first wedding. Romance.
The album "Punk Goes Acoustic" plays on a green turntable.
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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I've only been using Tidal for maybe five months, but my top artists are pretty accurate.
My top artists for 2025 on Tidal include The Callous Daoboys, Better Lovers, Chiodos, SeeYouSpaceCowboy, Every Time I Die, Dance Gavin Dance, and Senses Fail.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Shocked. Shocked!
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fucking" (400×), "shit" (325×), "tonights" (295×), "fuck" (267×), "dinner" (227×), "record" (187×), "movie" (157×), "week" (143×), "hope" (138×), "myself" (134×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Tonight's Dinner: Baked Garlic Butter Cajun Cod

Tonight's Album: "Low Teens" by Every Time I Die
Five cod filets are basted with Cajun garlic butter. The Cajun cod filet, fresh out of the oven. Baked garlic butter cajun cod served with asparagus topped with parmigiano reggiano and a bottle of A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer. The album "Low Teens" by Every Time I Die plays on a green turntable.
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Presented without comment
A Reddit post presenting the question, "Am I the asshole for spending my life savings ($7200) on an ass job plastic surgery when my daughter "needed" brand new school supplies?
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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More or less what I expected.
My top artists from Tidal for November, including The Wonder Years, Every Time I Die, Silverstein, Chiodos, and The Callous Daoboys.
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Tonight's Album: "Happy Skalidays" by Reel Big Fish
The album "Happy Skalidays" by Reel Big Fish plays on a green turntable.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Savory Vietnamese Caramel Ginger Chicken
Chicken marinated in fish sauce and Thai peppers is added to brown sugar and oil. Boiling water is added to the chicken to simmer. The simmering caramel ginger chicken. Savory Vietnamese caramel ginger chicken served over jasmine rice with cilantro and a bottle of Dr. Pepper Zero Sugar.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Father/(alleged) Son Bonding.
Me and Big Dub in our seats at the Uptown Theater for Say Anything/Motion City Soundtrack/Oso Oso.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Tonight's Album: "I Am The Movie" by Motion City Soundtrack

(Seeing them tonight with Say Anything.)
The album "I Am The Movie" by Motion City Soundtrack plays on a green turntable.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Spicy Shrimp and Chorizo Chowder with Creamy Coconut Broth
Chorizo, onions, and garlic cook in a pot. Potatoes, chicken broth, heavy cream, and coconut milk are added to the chorizo mix. Shrimp and smoked paprika are added to the chowder. Spicy shrimp and chorizo chowder with creamy coconut broth with oyster crackers and a bottle of A&W Cream Soda.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Holiday spirit engaged.
A pre-lit pencil tree with a red tree skirt and a Minions stocking. A cross-stitch that reads, "Nothing for you, whore."
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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#ShamelesslyStolenFromReddit
A meme asking JD Vance's full name. The text says Jorkin Depeanis Vance.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This could be me and @taulpall64.bsky.social, but they playin'.
A man and a woman sharing a cigarette holder made for couples.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate.
Cranberry sauce with a candle in it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Tonight's Album: "Blonde on Blonde" by Bob Dylan
The album "Blonde on Blonde" plays on a green turntable.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: HAM AND BEANS
HAM AND BEANS HAM AND BEANS HAM AND BEANS HAM AND BEANS
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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There has got to be a better way.
An ice cream maker. It's finicky and givea its owner fits.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM