Needle threaders are for the weak. Use your eyes and wet the end of the thread in your mouth so there aren’t any tiny fibers blocking it from the eye of the needle and you’re good. Be a man

I sang in the church choir as a kid, did chamber choir and theater in high school, and now that I’m not singing as much anymore I can definitely tell that I’m out of practice. I don’t have anything even close to the range I used to have but I could if I practiced regularly

Like obviously it comes easier for some people but if you have someone to show you what to do with your mouth and how to shape your throat it’ll come with enough time and practice

Congrats!!! You hit the weed number!!!

Being anti-walkability is so ridiculous but it makes sense if your only real opinions are about being contrarian and wanting to trigger the libs lmao “I hate this thing that is objectively good bc the side I dislike is advocating for it” grow up dude

I didn’t even end up cleaning the room bc we have to have the pest control guy come and spray it but the fleas started jumping when I pulled back the covers and I know those bitches can jump far as hell and it made my skin crawl

“I tweaked the pattern a little to make cutting more efficient” babe do u think the 15th century girlies wouldn’t be piecing??? Fabric is expensive as hell to produce you gotta get ur moneys worth

Apparently it means I just burst out laughing