"what're we having? pussy of course!"

You share a birthday with the release date of Nuclear Throne, this makes you the coolest person ever 👍💚

I missed your birthday???

What site is this? o.o

🎶 Well the weather outside is worsening/and my bladder is freaking bursting/but the bathroom is locked, God no!/ Let me go, let me go, let me go! 🎶

12 ounces celsius

Can I get uuuuuuhhh ummmmm can I uhhhh can I get like ummmmm a uuuuummmm...... mmmmmmm it's on the tip of my tongue, something like uuuuuhhh...

in it entirely for the love of the game. i'm existing in paracosm's of my own design. I take control of my reality and warp the world around me with nothing but the power of my fucking mind. I had an accident can u get me some pull-ups >.<

Oh naw even the cabinet followed you into age regression 💯

I lost the old edit of this and was too lazy to remake it <.> Rare Penny upload without a watermark

Gotta pay respect to the classics,

antidisestablishmentarianism

On a road trip, had a 33oz water, 20oz soda, 12oz celsius....

#watersports #omorashi

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