– long hair tied back to reveal buzzed sides, exposing the delicate skin of a temple, you can almost feel the fine prickling sensation on your lips were you to kiss it –

you'll be looking at a picture of what the whole entire rest of the world agrees is, while unobjectionable, emphatically and thoroughly Just Some Guy, and find yourself obsessed with, perhaps even mildly envious of, the way a strand of their hair drapes itself along the side of their neck

This clearly shouldn't be my first response, but I just find myself so remarkably annoyed not by the fact that my field is being co-opted by the worst people, but that it is being co-opted by the dumbest people, just the thickest, most arrogantly superficial 'trousered apes' imaginable.