the jorts defender
@prestonp.bsky.social
☭ Anti-fascist. Profesor de español. The trash king of garbage mountain. SLCP.
Ran into your squad earlier
June 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ran into your squad earlier
First show of SUMMER BREAK 2025. Die Spitz at Sinkhole
May 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
First show of SUMMER BREAK 2025. Die Spitz at Sinkhole
Me (drunk) waiting to follow my wife (sober) to our hotel (1 block away) in Las Vegas this weekend
May 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me (drunk) waiting to follow my wife (sober) to our hotel (1 block away) in Las Vegas this weekend
3rd read of 2025. Didn’t really get it when I read it 15 years ago, but now with more life experience I can appreciate it.
April 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
3rd read of 2025. Didn’t really get it when I read it 15 years ago, but now with more life experience I can appreciate it.
Look at the size of this lad. An absolute unit.
March 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Look at the size of this lad. An absolute unit.
Read #2 of 2025.
February 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Read #2 of 2025.
Finished my first read of 2025.
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Finished my first read of 2025.
🚨🚨 Best friend alert 🚨 🚨
January 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
🚨🚨 Best friend alert 🚨 🚨
Snow day tomorrow.
January 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Snow day tomorrow.
Love these ashtrays, lets me know who has ripped more darts, me or my wife, any given night.
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Love these ashtrays, lets me know who has ripped more darts, me or my wife, any given night.
Finally got a visit from the STL welcoming committee today
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Finally got a visit from the STL welcoming committee today
Blues game tonight got me in the high energy/pleasant vibes quadrant
December 4, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Blues game tonight got me in the high energy/pleasant vibes quadrant
Joy. As an act of resistance.
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Joy. As an act of resistance.
Thanksgiving can check! Let me see some cold cans!
November 23, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Thanksgiving can check! Let me see some cold cans!
Bad day to be a Busch Light
September 30, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Bad day to be a Busch Light
I mean, at least they aren’t drawing dicks I guess.
September 15, 2023 at 6:55 PM
I mean, at least they aren’t drawing dicks I guess.
