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Princess Danu
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Pseudo-artist. Kinda awkward. Will distract you with boobs. I can’t fix you. A lot to handle. Late 30s and that’s overwhelming. NSFW sometimes. Sucks at flirting. Bird app person
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February 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Colonial America: Founded on religious freedom from persecution.
2025 America: US Faith Office and a task force to combat "Anti-Christian bias".

What in the name of Salem Witch Trials is happening??
February 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Please believe this …
January 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I'm just here doing my part to keep the coffee industry financially strong.
January 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Nothing and I mean nothing should surprise us at this point.
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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(Humming cheerfully whilst filling the coffee maker with rum)
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Last night at the gym someone asked if they could touch my hair because “it looked really soft” and now you know why I hate the gym 😂
January 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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welcome, TikTok refugees! we are basically nothing like TikTok whatsoever here but we’re an excellent place to complain about it
January 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Time to switch on Aquarius season!
a house with a horse drawn carriage parked in front of it at night
ALT: a house with a horse drawn carriage parked in front of it at night
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January 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I see the Democratic weather machine is doing great work again, forcing that inauguration inside. Well done, climate controllers.
January 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sometimes I forget I’m supposed to post over here too but honestly there’s only so much funny in the tank
December 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Thanksgiving planning is just making a list of all the ways you can eat carbs
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
My first digital art to Blue post 😍 Sorry those that know me from the other place, this side doesn’t let me post the timelapse. You can see it on IG if you miss it.
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Oh you know, just questioning everything
November 15, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Spreading the Tuesday love 😘
November 12, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Folks be leaving Twitter like...
a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .
ALT: a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .
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November 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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*walks into Bluesky with a boom box over one shoulder and a case of beer on the other*

“Have the tit accounts arrived yet?”
November 12, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Kirby really set unrealistic expectations of how much I could fit in my mouth
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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would you still love me if I became obsessed with the science of making sourdough bread
November 10, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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“If you are able, stealthily approach your enemy and tie his shoes together. In this way you may achieve both victory and mirth.”

- Sun Tzu, 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘳𝘵 𝘖𝘧 𝘞𝘢𝘳
November 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM