Minnesota Macroplastic Barbie
@prismaticphoenix.bsky.social
Maria & Eevee (She/her & she/it)
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
Trans women, part of a plural system
18+
MDNI
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You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You’d think transitioning to a woman would be about taking off the armor that kept you safe and finally letting yourself be gentle without fear. But, regrettably, it’s about finding the exact amount of evil you need to be to scare away the people in your life who are secretly not normal about you
repeating to myself "I don't need it. I don't need it" as I pass by the machete section of the hardware store
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
repeating to myself "I don't need it. I don't need it" as I pass by the machete section of the hardware store
once the last of this nicotine leaves my system and I get my eating disorder under control I will never know a moment of peace because then I'll be a 6ft blonde bimbo with DD's.
for better or for worse, my body is built to appeal to the male gaze. i mean it's also built to appeal to the women gays but there's something about a 6 ft blonde bimbo with D cups that seems to especially resonate with the guys
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
once the last of this nicotine leaves my system and I get my eating disorder under control I will never know a moment of peace because then I'll be a 6ft blonde bimbo with DD's.
for better or for worse, my body is built to appeal to the male gaze. i mean it's also built to appeal to the women gays but there's something about a 6 ft blonde bimbo with D cups that seems to especially resonate with the guys
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
for better or for worse, my body is built to appeal to the male gaze. i mean it's also built to appeal to the women gays but there's something about a 6 ft blonde bimbo with D cups that seems to especially resonate with the guys
I'm not addicted I tell myself as I try for the upteenth today get a little bit of nicotine from this rancid empty vape
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm not addicted I tell myself as I try for the upteenth today get a little bit of nicotine from this rancid empty vape
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Lapsed Catholic folks can and do enjoy spinning in circles until you're dizzy and then spinning the other way to be undizzy and they’re still lapsed Catholic because spinning in circles until you're dizzy and then spinning the other way to be undizzy isn’t inherently patriarchal
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Lapsed Catholic folks can and do enjoy spinning in circles until you're dizzy and then spinning the other way to be undizzy and they’re still lapsed Catholic because spinning in circles until you're dizzy and then spinning the other way to be undizzy isn’t inherently patriarchal
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there should be more wildlife
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
there should be more wildlife
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24 hours into t break
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
24 hours into t break
it's kind of really cool having a job that can't just be automated by ai again. like to automate my job you'd have to invent like 5 different kinds of new appliance and even then it will probably waste so many materials I don't think anyone will do it
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it's kind of really cool having a job that can't just be automated by ai again. like to automate my job you'd have to invent like 5 different kinds of new appliance and even then it will probably waste so many materials I don't think anyone will do it
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My favorite thing to watch these days is elephants getting tired of other animals shit
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My favorite thing to watch these days is elephants getting tired of other animals shit
it's okay to bully fascists and liberals
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
it's okay to bully fascists and liberals
anyone else notice that the USA government's harassment of Venezuela is incredibly similar to how the USA harassed the DPRK to instigate the Korean War, or is it just me?
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
anyone else notice that the USA government's harassment of Venezuela is incredibly similar to how the USA harassed the DPRK to instigate the Korean War, or is it just me?
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I've only been doing SW for a few years but I've seen several "first platform[s] owned and operated by sex workers" come and go and they've all been scams or failures... I hope this isn't either of those things but I'm also not hopeful that it'll be anything other than a way of enriching its owners.
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content. www.wired.com/story/sex-wo...
Sex Workers Built an ‘Anti-OnlyFans’ to Take Control of Their Profits
Hidden, a TikTok-like platform operated by sex workers, is launching as OnlyFans is implementing background checks for performers and expanding beyond adult content.
www.wired.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I've only been doing SW for a few years but I've seen several "first platform[s] owned and operated by sex workers" come and go and they've all been scams or failures... I hope this isn't either of those things but I'm also not hopeful that it'll be anything other than a way of enriching its owners.
the only thing fascists share in common with communists and anarchists is the conceptualization of the state as a loaded gun; and even on that point all 3 disagree on what to do with that gun
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the only thing fascists share in common with communists and anarchists is the conceptualization of the state as a loaded gun; and even on that point all 3 disagree on what to do with that gun
from the line in the Grinch song where the singer says they wouldn't touch the Grinch with a 39.5' long pole we can assume that the Grinch's effective range with his stand is at least that distance
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
from the line in the Grinch song where the singer says they wouldn't touch the Grinch with a 39.5' long pole we can assume that the Grinch's effective range with his stand is at least that distance
oh no my last nicotine vape just ran out of flavoring. guess it's time to see how long I can go
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
oh no my last nicotine vape just ran out of flavoring. guess it's time to see how long I can go
why are my legs flashing with pain is this normal
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
why are my legs flashing with pain is this normal
the new(ish) superman movie made us cry multiple times
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the new(ish) superman movie made us cry multiple times
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"I think, therefore I am" implies that you cease to exist when you get your brains fucked out
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I think, therefore I am" implies that you cease to exist when you get your brains fucked out
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
we've been getting so little nicotine lately that were able to have multiple orgasms again so that's really fun
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
we've been getting so little nicotine lately that were able to have multiple orgasms again so that's really fun
Sometimes it really feels like there aren't really any mental health services to help you not lose your shit when you're being targeted for extermination by your government
...and also trying to recover from burnout
...and also trying to recover from burnout
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sometimes it really feels like there aren't really any mental health services to help you not lose your shit when you're being targeted for extermination by your government
...and also trying to recover from burnout
...and also trying to recover from burnout
If I ever find another Maria and she looks even a little bit like me I don't think I'll ever be able to be normal again
dating someone with the same nickname as you is basically incest
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If I ever find another Maria and she looks even a little bit like me I don't think I'll ever be able to be normal again
If you order something to be delivered and then you go completely unresponsive or only check your phone every 10 - 15 minutes, fuck you
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you order something to be delivered and then you go completely unresponsive or only check your phone every 10 - 15 minutes, fuck you