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@probablydrunk.bsky.social
Writer, degenerate, malcontent
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
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We found some copies of 101 Things Birmingham Gave The World at the back of a cupboard full of Ozzy the Bull baubles and Roy Wood Christmas wigs.
We are posting paperbacks for £7, or treat yourself and add an ebook for an extra £3.
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
We are posting paperbacks for £7, or treat yourself and add an ebook for an extra £3.
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
We found some copies of 101 Things Birmingham Gave The World at the back of a cupboard full of Ozzy the Bull baubles and Roy Wood Christmas wigs.
We are posting paperbacks for £7, or treat yourself and add an ebook for an extra £3.
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
We are posting paperbacks for £7, or treat yourself and add an ebook for an extra £3.
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
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Over at @paradisecircus.com we’ve got an ideal Secret Santa gift for anyone in your office who is best defined as “a Brummie”
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
(It’s our book, delivered within the UK—and Manchester!—for seven quid)
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
(It’s our book, delivered within the UK—and Manchester!—for seven quid)
Secret Santa 2025 – Paradise Circus
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November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Over at @paradisecircus.com we’ve got an ideal Secret Santa gift for anyone in your office who is best defined as “a Brummie”
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
(It’s our book, delivered within the UK—and Manchester!—for seven quid)
paradisecircus.com/2025/11/25/s...
(It’s our book, delivered within the UK—and Manchester!—for seven quid)
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I agree, and in particular I would look at things like: It could not possibly have been more obvious that Johnson’s “levelling up” plan was back-of-a-fag-packet bullshit and an insult to the public, the second it was announced. Was it received and explained as a pitch black fraud and an affront?
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I agree, and in particular I would look at things like: It could not possibly have been more obvious that Johnson’s “levelling up” plan was back-of-a-fag-packet bullshit and an insult to the public, the second it was announced. Was it received and explained as a pitch black fraud and an affront?
Next up on my Substack is a short piece of a potential series about loving a city that dies in the Winter.
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Please tell me what you think
Also if you're feeling flush you can support my writing for less than the price a pint.
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Please tell me what you think
Also if you're feeling flush you can support my writing for less than the price a pint.
Overcoat Necromancy
How a heavy coat holds you together in Brighton’s dead season
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November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Next up on my Substack is a short piece of a potential series about loving a city that dies in the Winter.
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
Please tell me what you think
Also if you're feeling flush you can support my writing for less than the price a pint.
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
Please tell me what you think
Also if you're feeling flush you can support my writing for less than the price a pint.
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I remember this time distinctly, watching the Prime Minister on holiday while many of us were looking at infection rising in other countries, aware that something needed to be done as a matter of extreme urgency. It was incredibly frustrating.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Boris Johnson took four days off as NHS warned Covid could ‘overwhelm’ system
Files show then PM was walking dog, riding motorbike and hosting guests as pandemic planning stalled in ‘lost month’
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I remember this time distinctly, watching the Prime Minister on holiday while many of us were looking at infection rising in other countries, aware that something needed to be done as a matter of extreme urgency. It was incredibly frustrating.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Between Running Man, One Battle and Long Walk we're def getting a lot of movies whose theme seems to be "someone's probably going to have to shoot some of these rich guys in the face to literally save the Earth soon, so we better start normalizing that behavior."
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Between Running Man, One Battle and Long Walk we're def getting a lot of movies whose theme seems to be "someone's probably going to have to shoot some of these rich guys in the face to literally save the Earth soon, so we better start normalizing that behavior."
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People can more easily imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
People can more easily imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.
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If i say what i think should happen to the likes of Wes Streeting (and yhr current labour government in general) i will be banned from bluesky.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If i say what i think should happen to the likes of Wes Streeting (and yhr current labour government in general) i will be banned from bluesky.
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A simple and efficient strategy
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A simple and efficient strategy
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Nice one, Zadie Smith.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Nice one, Zadie Smith.
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Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
All four parts of my epic into the Heart of Marxness
A full weekend report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
A full weekend report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
The Only Party Left - Part One
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
All four parts of my epic into the Heart of Marxness
A full weekend report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
A full weekend report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
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Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK
2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc
3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
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Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
The Only Party Left - Part Four
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
probablydrunk.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
The Only Party Left - Part Four
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
probablydrunk.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-p...
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sure boss, got that picture of The Captain, looks like he’s tripping fucking balls just like you asked
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
sure boss, got that picture of The Captain, looks like he’s tripping fucking balls just like you asked
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Familiarise yourself with these terverts for identification in the field and the protection of your children
List of Labour MPs who are openly transphobic nowadays and who to vote for to unseat them.
1) Tonia Antoniazzi
Transphobic for years. Open GC. Behind the "Women's Dec" for Labour
Constituency: Gower
Maj: 11567
Suggested vote: Plaid Cymru
1) Tonia Antoniazzi
Transphobic for years. Open GC. Behind the "Women's Dec" for Labour
Constituency: Gower
Maj: 11567
Suggested vote: Plaid Cymru
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Familiarise yourself with these terverts for identification in the field and the protection of your children
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“i’ve got a letter here from joe maplin…”
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“i’ve got a letter here from joe maplin…”
Zack Polanski and the Green Party are everywhere, I went into the heart of marxness at the Green Party conference
Part three is out now
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Please share I worked really hard on this
Part three is out now
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
Please share I worked really hard on this
The Only Party Left
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
open.substack.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Zack Polanski and the Green Party are everywhere, I went into the heart of marxness at the Green Party conference
Part three is out now
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
Please share I worked really hard on this
Part three is out now
open.substack.com/pub/probably...
Please share I worked really hard on this
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watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily