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Carolyn, Procrastinologist M.D.
@procrastinology.bsky.social
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Just another nomad from the Great Social Media Diaspora of 2025.
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murshedz.bsky.social
This is art. 🤗
Sharing an excerpt of facebook screenshot of Amanda Gailey: As someone who uses Signal every day, I need to explain how totally committed to being an absolute dumbass multiple people had to be in order for this security leak to happen. Okay, so in Signal if you want to talk to multiple people you have to create a group and give it a name, for example "JD Vance Humps His Couch." You then add people from your contacts to the group. If you are a competent user of Signal, you can then restrict the permissions so that only designated admins can add people. If you are an absolute dipshit whose only job qualification is pwning the libs on Twitter, you would create a group about war plans and not know about or activate this functionality. If you are in a group and are allowed to add members, either because you are an admin or because the admin was raised on lead paint milkshakes, you then must do the following to add someone: Click on "JD Vance Humps His Couch" Scroll down to "Add Members." Select one or more people from your phone's contact list. Click "Update" Confirm that yes, you want to add that member. This is impossible to do accidentally. Then, once you have gone through the multi-step process of adding a member, an announcement appears on the screen for literally everyone in the group to see: "JD Vance Has Added Chairry to the Group." This sentence is a line in a single-stream text thread and if anyone is reading their messages they cannot miss it. (If they are not reading their messages, one might wonder why they have been included on the chat to begin with.) At this point, anyone can say in the chat or privately, Hey JD, why are you adding the bedroom-eyed plush chair from Pee-Wee's Playhouse to our chat about your upholstery problem? Yet nobody in the war bro chat said a thing about the new member added to the group.
March 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Back to feeling like this every day when I read the news. The silver lining is that I also have reasons to think about Clue and Madeline Kahn every day, so there's that.
a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
Alt: Madeline kahn in a black dress in the movie Clue saying "it - it - the f - it - flam - flames on the side of my face"
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by Carolyn, Procrastinologist M.D.
newyorker.com
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons
March 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposted by Carolyn, Procrastinologist M.D.
martharichart.bsky.social
I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
A poster for the economic blackout on February 28. It is a big red Jack rabbit on an aqua blue back ground. It says economic blackout in hand done black type. There are two black speech bubbles. One says “don’t buy stuff Friday February 28th. The other says we have power. Below it says No Amazon, Walmart, target, gas food, gas. Below that it says OK small business, use cash. Designed by Martha Rich.
February 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Current mood for the foreseeable future
(smile not guaranteed)
The friendliest flip-off ever: graffiti on a red wall of a hand giving the middle finger, which has a smiley face drawn on it
February 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Recently woke up from a 10 year coma and just learned David Bowie died. That's probably it for bad news though, right?
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......right?
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.....well, fuck.
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM