It'd never work. We don't even have locally unified bin colours, let alone recycling bin schemes!

In what way are they crudely drawn? They look like authentic original style ones from here.

At a wider level 90% of the BBC's "stuff" is not the shit domestic newscasting, and it'll be that stuff - the Proms, coverage of regional music and events, BBC Africa, the World Service, choirs and orchestras - that will go first

Interesting that Maldives contains 'dives' in its name - an activity you can do there. Are there any other country/activity pairsf? Iran or Japan, but ranning and panning aren't great... unless playing guitar in Qatar works. Ironically Yemen isn't LGBT friendly. Fast food Togo?

Please don't go to Cognito. It will be very difficult to find you.

Okay but it is worth using emotional labour to say “Lads it’s not normal that it’s 15 degrees after bonfire night, we’ve badly screwed up”