Chris Page
@psipook.bsky.social
Wine-breathing misanthrope with cheese in his soul. Freelance scribbler. Novelist. Doodler. Cat person. Exile.
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Those nice people at #Redbubble are discounting stuff again. 25-30% off my #tshirts, 15-35% off other clobber. How long will it last?
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
psipook.redbubble.com
Oh, check out ‘Just No, OK?’, my latest #tshirt to be released into the wild.
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Loki is a bit impatient for his afternoon snack.
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
New post on Substack:
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
open.substack.com/pub/psipook/...
Honey, I sold the neighbour's kids to the vivisectionist!
Crikey, seems like #Redbubble is having another 25% sale, which includes my #tshirts ... with only four hours left to go at the time of bleeping. psipook.redbubble.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Crikey, seems like #Redbubble is having another 25% sale, which includes my #tshirts ... with only four hours left to go at the time of bleeping. psipook.redbubble.com
“Don’t you think it’s time we stopped and asked for directions?”
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“Don’t you think it’s time we stopped and asked for directions?”
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
(Actually, I did this cartoon two years ago. I haven’t posted it before because I was giving certain publications the chance to buy it. They didn’t. Shame on them. But now free to my good friends!)
#LostInSpace
I'm here to be creative.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm here to be creative.
The most fun I had today: I accidentally ate some cat food. That’s it. That was the highlight of the day.
1/5
1/5
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The most fun I had today: I accidentally ate some cat food. That’s it. That was the highlight of the day.
1/5
1/5
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Nara, someone has been making filling for traditional British Christmas mince pies … [sinister music]
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Put some bloody clothes on!
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
’Up to’ 50% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. What does ‘up to' mean? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means ’up to’ 50% off Page’s fabulous tees, totes, stickers, hoodies, etc.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
October 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Keir Starmer — Identity-Man
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Starmer’s digital ID policy matches his own absence of personality
A Substack from Chris Page
psipook.substack.com
#politics
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
October 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Big shout-out thanks to the soon-to-be-well-dressed soul in the UK who has elected to accoutre themself with the [Lord Kitchener says] You are Poop #tshirt.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
See FictionalShirts link psipook.redbubble.com for more groovy threads and assorted stuff.
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Calling all connoisseurs of tees. Apparently it’s 40% off all items in the FictionalShirts tee shop again!
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirts
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If Trump wins the peace prize today, it will invalidate all other Nobel prizes ever in any category. Einstein’s: null and void; Ernest Hemingway’s: null and void; Marie Curie’s: null and void; Nelson Mandela’s: null and void; Martin Luther King’s: null and void. ==>
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
(Cartoon by Pierre Ballouhey)
The Gospel According to Mr Eric
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
October 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The Gospel According to Mr Eric
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
Short fiction in short book form
by Evan Findlay Hay, pub. by Overground Underground
Read it, or forever suffer the pain of wondering what life-changing and ineffable TROOFS are embedded in the Ericolian screed.
overgroundunderground.co.uk/books
#fiction #publishing
A tiny but exciting reminder that Greta Thunberg and her fellow activists have not been ‘arrested’ as the media and Israel insist. The flotilla was in international waters where Israel has no jurisdiction, nor have the activists committed any crimes in international law.
October 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A tiny but exciting reminder that Greta Thunberg and her fellow activists have not been ‘arrested’ as the media and Israel insist. The flotilla was in international waters where Israel has no jurisdiction, nor have the activists committed any crimes in international law.
— @UKLabour is having its annual conference through Wednesday this week. If you can't make it in person, you could join in the jolly by posting "I oppose genocide — I support Palestine Action" all over their SM propaganda feeds.
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
— @UKLabour is having its annual conference through Wednesday this week. If you can't make it in person, you could join in the jolly by posting "I oppose genocide — I support Palestine Action" all over their SM propaganda feeds.
Bollocks to t-shirts.
25% off sale
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
25% off sale
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
September 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bollocks to t-shirts.
25% off sale
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
25% off sale
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale #bollocks #bananaart
Put some bloody clothes on!
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Put some bloody clothes on!
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
25% off sale still going on. How much longer? Only #Redbubble knows. So that means 25% off FictionalShirt’s fabulous tees.
psipook.redbubble.com
#tshirt #tshirts #psipook #sale
Work. Consume. Die.
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
September 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Work. Consume. Die.
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
But especially consume.
Please.
#RBandME: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Wo... #findyourthing #redbubble #tshirt
Apparently, #Redbubble is having a site-wide sale. 25% off everything. That would probably include this fine shirt.
🔗 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/in...
#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
🔗 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/in...
#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
September 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Apparently, #Redbubble is having a site-wide sale. 25% off everything. That would probably include this fine shirt.
🔗 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/in...
#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
🔗 www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/in...
#findyourthing #redbubble #tshirtslovers #tshirt #innit
When a blast from the past actually says more about the present. I drew these two In 2021, when Starmer adopted his flag-based strategy. I think the outcome at the time was pretty easy to see — to everyone but Starmer ... (1 of 3)
September 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
When a blast from the past actually says more about the present. I drew these two In 2021, when Starmer adopted his flag-based strategy. I think the outcome at the time was pretty easy to see — to everyone but Starmer ... (1 of 3)
I have collected another week of news about Gaza into one narrative in this recent post. While I’m here, the media still insists on calling what’s happening a war. It’s not a war. In wars two sides fight each other ...
psipook.substack.com/p/a-week-in-...
psipook.substack.com/p/a-week-in-...
August 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I have collected another week of news about Gaza into one narrative in this recent post. While I’m here, the media still insists on calling what’s happening a war. It’s not a war. In wars two sides fight each other ...
psipook.substack.com/p/a-week-in-...
psipook.substack.com/p/a-week-in-...