This is several lifetimes in the twitterverse. It needs to be faster.

resign

I had 20k+ twitter followers but probably half of that was bots and spam and whatnot. As long as THEY don't follow me here.

Will be they be deported to Turkey, where they come from.

I'm glad we're all agree this was not clear in the first place.

I feel like it was an oblique way of saying "this is all because of immigration, which we don't like."

They say no man is an island.

And Britain increasingly feels like one as [insert figure] people leave our shores every year. etc etc etc

Think of all the takes tho james. They're 700 words in by now!

I went private for something through work: got a blood test administered, analysed and the results given back to me in 15 minutes.

Was like visiting a parallel universe.

athletic sports walking looks odd for this reason - if both your feet leave the ground you're disqualified

it's 2019 until it's 2020

I would gently suggest the reason people give for leaving is not "immigration is too high" but I'd like to see some research on this