psyberpunk
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a tragedy in two parts
Well, fuck bsky.app/profile/lexi...
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
a tragedy in two parts
i want something else
not listening when you say
goodbye
not listening when you say
goodbye
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i want something else
not listening when you say
goodbye
not listening when you say
goodbye
does anyone else just struggle to feel understood by people?
i’ll write a tweet and think “fuck yeah, this is a good one”. and then no great inpouring of appreciation will come.
i’ll write a tweet and think “fuck yeah, this is a good one”. and then no great inpouring of appreciation will come.
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
does anyone else just struggle to feel understood by people?
i’ll write a tweet and think “fuck yeah, this is a good one”. and then no great inpouring of appreciation will come.
i’ll write a tweet and think “fuck yeah, this is a good one”. and then no great inpouring of appreciation will come.
man they say hindsight is 20/20, but i’d say it’s more electron microscope with a red dot
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
man they say hindsight is 20/20, but i’d say it’s more electron microscope with a red dot
if you’re out there, you’re out there. giving signals to the train conductor, passing through the station. flashing lights and clanking gears sing a chorus of accord.
but you’re the chaos, of the chaos, for the chaos.
but you’re the chaos, of the chaos, for the chaos.
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
if you’re out there, you’re out there. giving signals to the train conductor, passing through the station. flashing lights and clanking gears sing a chorus of accord.
but you’re the chaos, of the chaos, for the chaos.
but you’re the chaos, of the chaos, for the chaos.
throw some beyond meat in that TACO and kiss a soybean farmer… hot damn
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
throw some beyond meat in that TACO and kiss a soybean farmer… hot damn
honey, i think our electric fence is malfunctioning
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
honey, i think our electric fence is malfunctioning
a little bit of crushing dysphoria
a little bit of fuck yeah let’s do this
a little bit of fuck yeah let’s do this
October 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a little bit of crushing dysphoria
a little bit of fuck yeah let’s do this
a little bit of fuck yeah let’s do this
there are puns everywhere for those with a hammer and saw
There are low-level serial communication protocols everywhere for those with I2C
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
there are puns everywhere for those with a hammer and saw
Rekker points his finger at a glaring hologram. He gestures towards a orange-pink smudge on a 3D translucent map. “This is where I last saw the rigger.” A rigger is stimmer-speak for a cyber soldier, but no one really spoke human languages anymore; more than they used to control machines, that is.
October 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Rekker points his finger at a glaring hologram. He gestures towards a orange-pink smudge on a 3D translucent map. “This is where I last saw the rigger.” A rigger is stimmer-speak for a cyber soldier, but no one really spoke human languages anymore; more than they used to control machines, that is.
press F in the chat to respect the ME
October 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
press F in the chat to respect the ME
sure, therapy is cool… but have you tried *just suffering*???
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
sure, therapy is cool… but have you tried *just suffering*???
to infinity and $BYND
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
to infinity and $BYND
my life has stalled. i had direction in different dimensions of my life, and now… nothing. it’s remarkable how painful treading water can be.
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my life has stalled. i had direction in different dimensions of my life, and now… nothing. it’s remarkable how painful treading water can be.
yes, just double your cloud + devops spend so you don’t have to experience 0.001% downtime… that’s a solid tech strategy
tfw the company's platform is deeply entrenched in AWS, and the bosses suddenly decided to make it "platform agnostic" and redo everything in GCP too.
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
yes, just double your cloud + devops spend so you don’t have to experience 0.001% downtime… that’s a solid tech strategy
i actually have a pretty good feed on this app
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i actually have a pretty good feed on this app
damn i got banned on twitter and then they charged me for my subscription… predictable
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
damn i got banned on twitter and then they charged me for my subscription… predictable
merry christmas, bluskis
December 25, 2024 at 3:52 PM
merry christmas, bluskis
you know, every time i want to defend the msm against unfair criticism they find some way of parodying itself
Please tell me the news isn't trying to blame this on among us🤣🤣
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
you know, every time i want to defend the msm against unfair criticism they find some way of parodying itself
i just got told off by some randos for *checks notes* interacting with someone who wasn’t op
what is this? an hoa?
@jay.bsky.team please fix so that any reply can be treated like its own thread. that way these people can mute me instead of policing my conversations.
what is this? an hoa?
@jay.bsky.team please fix so that any reply can be treated like its own thread. that way these people can mute me instead of policing my conversations.
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 PM
i just got told off by some randos for *checks notes* interacting with someone who wasn’t op
what is this? an hoa?
@jay.bsky.team please fix so that any reply can be treated like its own thread. that way these people can mute me instead of policing my conversations.
what is this? an hoa?
@jay.bsky.team please fix so that any reply can be treated like its own thread. that way these people can mute me instead of policing my conversations.
my theory is that the reason we haven’t seen a retraction of the suspect photo of the guy with the hot face is that they want the actual killer to feel safe. it’ll be interesting to see if they also announce that they have someone in custody, too.
I don't post selfies because otherwise NYPD would want to ask me a few questions about my whereabouts on the 4th
December 7, 2024 at 12:02 AM
my theory is that the reason we haven’t seen a retraction of the suspect photo of the guy with the hot face is that they want the actual killer to feel safe. it’ll be interesting to see if they also announce that they have someone in custody, too.
well this just means that both shows’ universes are our universe, where both gilmore girls and the sopranos are tv shows. we watch a show where, in the universe, the actors are playing actors in a show.
December 4, 2024 at 12:33 AM
well this just means that both shows’ universes are our universe, where both gilmore girls and the sopranos are tv shows. we watch a show where, in the universe, the actors are playing actors in a show.
creedence clearwater revival wrote a song about this
November 26, 2024 at 2:31 PM
creedence clearwater revival wrote a song about this
[15 years later]
ex-bluesky employee: that was the last time i saw yosarian2
ex-bluesky employee: that was the last time i saw yosarian2
Me: twitter's haunted
Bluesky employee: what?
Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the internet* twitter's haunted
Bluesky employee: what?
Me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the internet* twitter's haunted
November 26, 2024 at 3:18 AM
[15 years later]
ex-bluesky employee: that was the last time i saw yosarian2
ex-bluesky employee: that was the last time i saw yosarian2