Playground Menace
@psychopomppuppy.bsky.social
Agender Pitbull puppy too busy with bullying the other kids on the playground to figure out potty training. Character account. I'm the kid your parents tell you not to hang out with.
Pupmode for @delphynekaijuqueen
Pupmode for @delphynekaijuqueen
Having "tummy time" in the crib with lil sis is everything I've been dreaming of.
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Having "tummy time" in the crib with lil sis is everything I've been dreaming of.
Oh yeah. Real hard to clock us at kids. Dunno how they did it
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh yeah. Real hard to clock us at kids. Dunno how they did it
Mom I just woke up!! I don't need a diaper change. You can even check. See??
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Mom I just woke up!! I don't need a diaper change. You can even check. See??
Even when I go into restrooms designed specifically for me I still get yelled at and called gross. Guess it's diapers forever for me 🥲
September 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Even when I go into restrooms designed specifically for me I still get yelled at and called gross. Guess it's diapers forever for me 🥲
I'm about to have to coolest kids room ever you don't even know. I'm obviously too big for a crib since I'm a big kid but like... Maybe some of the decorations are a little on a smaller side >//>
September 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I'm about to have to coolest kids room ever you don't even know. I'm obviously too big for a crib since I'm a big kid but like... Maybe some of the decorations are a little on a smaller side >//>
I got so many badges!!! Show me yours and tell me which one was your favorite to get!
Mine was definitely the brat zone/detention. It was so much fun running around and bullying all the other kids then getting to get bullied back for once by other bullies!! A perfect feedback loop~
Mine was definitely the brat zone/detention. It was so much fun running around and bullying all the other kids then getting to get bullied back for once by other bullies!! A perfect feedback loop~
September 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got so many badges!!! Show me yours and tell me which one was your favorite to get!
Mine was definitely the brat zone/detention. It was so much fun running around and bullying all the other kids then getting to get bullied back for once by other bullies!! A perfect feedback loop~
Mine was definitely the brat zone/detention. It was so much fun running around and bullying all the other kids then getting to get bullied back for once by other bullies!! A perfect feedback loop~
My Spotify out here recommending me "goblincore" playlists filled with my favorite songs 😭
August 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My Spotify out here recommending me "goblincore" playlists filled with my favorite songs 😭
My plushy was very brave on the plane ride. They got rewarded with spritzes of wahwash!
August 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My plushy was very brave on the plane ride. They got rewarded with spritzes of wahwash!
This is so amazing. I love this community and all the artists in it that do incredible work like saying fuck you to ai slop.
July 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This is so amazing. I love this community and all the artists in it that do incredible work like saying fuck you to ai slop.
I made it home from school! But I was so tired I didn't realize it was the puppy blend. Guess I'm stuck barking for a while arrruuuff ruff!!
July 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I made it home from school! But I was so tired I didn't realize it was the puppy blend. Guess I'm stuck barking for a while arrruuuff ruff!!
All packed up for school! You think it's hidden enough nobody will notice?
July 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
All packed up for school! You think it's hidden enough nobody will notice?
I got some yummy snax for watching movies and giving to other kids that come over for playdates.
...huh? What do you mean they're for babies? It clearly says for big kids! Psshh you must need to go back to pre- to learn to read hehe
...huh? What do you mean they're for babies? It clearly says for big kids! Psshh you must need to go back to pre- to learn to read hehe
July 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I got some yummy snax for watching movies and giving to other kids that come over for playdates.
...huh? What do you mean they're for babies? It clearly says for big kids! Psshh you must need to go back to pre- to learn to read hehe
...huh? What do you mean they're for babies? It clearly says for big kids! Psshh you must need to go back to pre- to learn to read hehe
I'm out playing and biking around town! Stopped for a drink of juice and I think I might need something else while I'm here >\\<
July 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm out playing and biking around town! Stopped for a drink of juice and I think I might need something else while I'm here >\\<
Good night everyone. Eevee says don't forget your hrt.
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Good night everyone. Eevee says don't forget your hrt.
So I have a kitty cat who will try to eat any plant I bring into the house but I love cacti, monstera and all sorts of super pretty plants that are just not pet friendly. So this is the start of my plant alternatives~
Though they need a name!! Taking suggestions
Though they need a name!! Taking suggestions
July 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So I have a kitty cat who will try to eat any plant I bring into the house but I love cacti, monstera and all sorts of super pretty plants that are just not pet friendly. So this is the start of my plant alternatives~
Though they need a name!! Taking suggestions
Though they need a name!! Taking suggestions
Chocolate noo!!!!!!
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Chocolate noo!!!!!!
Um... Wow that sure is a lot of cookies, where are you summoning them from?
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Um... Wow that sure is a lot of cookies, where are you summoning them from?
Oh! A treat! Thank you chocolate :3
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Oh! A treat! Thank you chocolate :3
And I didn't forget about chocolate. She just said she needed a second to "prepare??" Oh! She found bigger me's occult books. Yeah that tracks she's been muttering some weird things in our sleep.
July 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And I didn't forget about chocolate. She just said she needed a second to "prepare??" Oh! She found bigger me's occult books. Yeah that tracks she's been muttering some weird things in our sleep.
Pepper is a pyro! Great for having when you need a campfire....or twelve.
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pepper is a pyro! Great for having when you need a campfire....or twelve.
Spackle is a bit of a klepto but we try to leave our fake money for her to take.
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Spackle is a bit of a klepto but we try to leave our fake money for her to take.
Blueberry loves everything blue!! Go figure~
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Blueberry loves everything blue!! Go figure~
Some fun facts about them each!!
Graham is a bit of a gamer. We still love them though.
Graham is a bit of a gamer. We still love them though.
July 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Some fun facts about them each!!
Graham is a bit of a gamer. We still love them though.
Graham is a bit of a gamer. We still love them though.
More plushies!! Their names are:
Blueberry--Pepper
Graham(cracker)--Chocolate
Spackle
The yummiest of foods :3
Blueberry--Pepper
Graham(cracker)--Chocolate
Spackle
The yummiest of foods :3
July 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
More plushies!! Their names are:
Blueberry--Pepper
Graham(cracker)--Chocolate
Spackle
The yummiest of foods :3
Blueberry--Pepper
Graham(cracker)--Chocolate
Spackle
The yummiest of foods :3