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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕

@psycohousecat.bsky.social

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🦋🅻🅸🆅🅴 🅻🅾🆅🅴 🅻🅰🆄🅶🅷🦋 Hi, I'm Michael🇺🇲💙🇨🇦🙈🙉🙊💙🌊🏛️ 🐱🐶🐯🐺🦜🦖🐬🐞🌹 —⛔🍊🤡— 𐀀ɦɨֆ ɮɨօ ɨֆ ƈʊʀʀɛռ𐀀ʟʏ ʊռɖɛʀ ƈօռֆ𐀀ʀʊƈ𐀀ɨօռ

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1h

Jus say'in...

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2h

Meet Whiskers, the ultimate grain guardian: "No mice, no rats, no feathered fiends gonna snack on my watch! And you, mini-me, pay attention—this is Guard Duty 101: Pounce first, nap later!" Who needs a dog when you've got this purr-fect security team? 🐱🌾🐭😂
#humor #Caturday #caturdayeveryday

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2h

Thanks to the runaway inflation that Trump's sky-high tariffs are beginning to cause, the only Halloween costume I can swing this year is a Hefty bag from the dollar store. Going as 'trash economy' – at least I'll blend in with the polls! 🗑️😭💸😂 🎶
#humor #tariffs #trump #inflation #epsteinfiles

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 17h

*SCROLL BREAK*

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 18h

💙🌊🏛️💙🌊🏛️💙🌊🏛️💙🌊🏛️

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 18h

The majestic capybara, living its best life under a waterfall. If only we could all look this blissfull while being drenched like a big rat! This guy is the epitome of relaxation, proving all you need is a good soak to wash away the day. Who knew that looking like a soaked rodent could be so zen? 🐀💦

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 22h

😋🤣 #meme #memes #catmemes #caturday #caturdayeve #caturdayeveryday #Caturday #humor #catsarefamily #catsofblsky #catshenanigans

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 22h

A masked federal agent from a joint DHS operation in Chicago's Berwyn suburb points an irritant launcher at a US citizen documenting ICE activities,while a photographer from the Chicago Tribune captures the moment.
It looks like a third world country being ruled by a Junta. This is Trump's America

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 23h

Timothy the wombat's got that unstoppable "I just chugged a sunshine espresso" vibe—barreling through the grass like a fluffy freight train on a joyride, spinning and zigzagging with zero chill. Positive chaos in pocket-sized form; this guy's the ambassador for "why walk when you can wombat-wild?" 😂

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 23h

Mid-shoot sabotage: This wildlife photog's all set for that epic shot, but enter stage left—a rhino with an itch only human hands can scratch. "Yo, forget the footage; my belly's demanding VIP treatment!" From Nat Geo to belly rub pro in 3...2...1. Who knew horns come with spa requests? 🦏📹😂
#humor

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

This pup's tail is syncing up with that colossal windmill like they're in a spin-off competition: "You call that RPMs? Hold my leash!" One waggy whirlwind later, and boom—renewable excitement energy unlocked. Who's powering the planet now?
🐶🌀💨😂 #humor #dogs #doggos #dogsarefamily #dogsofblsky

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

One second you're chillin' with your grape squad, the next—poof! Vanished like a bad date. This raccoon's face screams, "Alright, which one of you sofa cushions is the snack bandit? Interrogation paws activated!" 🦝🍇🕵️‍♂️😂 #humor #pets #animals

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

Move over, Duolingo— this queen's dropping the real Mandarin masterclass: "Gǔn kāi" with a side of savage signage and zero apologies. Because why whisper sweet nothings when you can sign 'fuck off' like a boss? Cultural fluency just got feisty! 🇨🇳🖕😂
#humor

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

While the store buzzes with cheese-craving chaos below, this feline overlord's like, "Pfft, gravity? Customers? Not my circus, not my monkeys—I'm just here for the premium nap spot with a view." Dangling like a furry chandelier, zero cares given. Boss level chill unlocked! 🐱💤🛒😂 #caturday #humor

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

While Trump's fascist goon squads comb Portland's shadows for hidden Democrats, these costumed crusaders hit back with the deadliest weapon: inflatable twerking. "Deport this vibe, you authoritarian buzzkills!"
🦖🦄🐻💃😂 🎶👉🆙

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 1d

I swear, the GOP are the worst hypocrites the earth will ever see... seriously😅😂🤣

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

Morning Ralph. Morning Stan. 😅 #humor #catsanddogs

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

Possum was living its best Halloween dream—nose-deep in candy thinking, "Jackpot! I'm the ultimate trick-or-treater!"—until the ghost prop wakes up like, "Not so fast, furball!" with those glowing red eyes and a scream that probably echoed to the next zip code.Talk about a sugar rush gone wrong! 😂👻

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

Before they invented scissors
😋😅 #humor

𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 2d

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 3d

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𝒑𝒔𝒚𝒄𝒐𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒕 @psycohousecat.bsky.social · 3d

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