Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
@ptgrimmjow.bsky.social
This is a fan parody account of Grimmjow. I am not in a relationship with Viz, Shonen Jump, Pierrot, Shueisha, or Tite Kubo. Refer to the pinned tweet for information about mun, muse, and other topics.
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"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
"Huh, what are you looking at? Yea, I'm a former Espada Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez; now I run a bar. The bar is open to all, and I have juice if not of proper age. My rule is, pay your tab, tip VERY well, or else."
"A No Nut November, where the guy couldn't get aroused. Yeah, I'm sure she had a kick of breaking me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
"I think she could do that anytime she wanted. Watching her manhandle Ichigo is always amusing.
But I suppose you're referring to the suggestive sort?"
But I suppose you're referring to the suggestive sort?"
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"A No Nut November, where the guy couldn't get aroused. Yeah, I'm sure she had a kick of breaking me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
He nods his head.
"And public sex might have helped broke me."
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
"Ahh.. I get it. She can be seductive when she wants to be, but she's picky when she does."
Yoruichi gives him a brief nudge.
"She must fancy you to go all out like that."
Yoruichi gives him a brief nudge.
"She must fancy you to go all out like that."
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"At the start of November, no sure. I think she just wanted to be the reason to break a man."
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
She raises a brow.
"You know, I hate to say it, but I can see it. Kisuke has quite the weakness when it comes to risqué clothing.
How the hell did you lose?"
"You know, I hate to say it, but I can see it. Kisuke has quite the weakness when it comes to risqué clothing.
How the hell did you lose?"
"...I lasted longer than he did."
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Thank you for agreeing with me. Also, it was Kūkaku. Getting real close...touching...shaking...teasing."
He bit his lip thinking about it.
He bit his lip thinking about it.
"...I lasted longer than he did."
"I heard about that. Both you and Kisuke folded on the first day."
She's failing horribly to not laugh.
She's failing horribly to not laugh.
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
December 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"...I lasted longer than he did."
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Hmm...I failed NNN...so...what challenge can I do now?"
October 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
October 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"FYI. If you need something, just order an angel shot."
"Can't drink everyday."
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Can't drink everyday."
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
ALT: a man sits in a chair with his feet up and looks at his phone
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October 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
-He let's out a heavy sigh.-
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
ALT: a cat wearing a cowboy hat drinks from a bottle
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October 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
-Drinks all to his lonesome.-
"...I died and not a word..."
"...I died and not a word..."
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
-Cleaning glasses...again...He is bored.-
Reposted by Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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May 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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⠀⸻ ❝ 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭—𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐬. ❞
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"Wonder if anyone would like free drinks...nah."
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
"Wonder if anyone would like free drinks...nah."
Reposted by Bartender Grimmjow (Parody)
✍️Lord Rimuru’s faithful assistant and first secretary, Shion
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
a girl with purple hair is hugging a blue balloon
ALT: a girl with purple hair is hugging a blue balloon
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November 14, 2024 at 7:34 PM
✍️Lord Rimuru’s faithful assistant and first secretary, Shion
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
🥘Master chef
✍️More details below
"..."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
She pauses for a second, lifting her glass.
"I'm going to let you get away with that pun, but only because you're cute."
"I'm going to let you get away with that pun, but only because you're cute."
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
October 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"..."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
-He thinks on it a moment.-
"...Oh yeah, that is a pun."
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
"Thanks for the drink, handsome."
She blows him a kiss before taking the drink.
Taking a small sip, she just watched him for a moment, losing herself in thought.
She blows him a kiss before taking the drink.
Taking a small sip, she just watched him for a moment, losing herself in thought.
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Anything for the dynamite patron."
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He smiles and winks back.-
-He chuckles at her request. But gets it for her.-
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
October 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
-He chuckles at her request. But gets it for her.-
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Coming right up."
-He knows he'll regret it if he even considers giving her the cheap stuff, so he goes to the top shelf and passes it to her.-
"Here you go."
"Yeah, stopped after the first 3 months. Just not as much movement as I hoped."
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
"Ya know what? I can't argue with that logic. You've got a good point. Branding gets exhausting."
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
October 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"Yeah, stopped after the first 3 months. Just not as much movement as I hoped."
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
-He shrugs.-
"Drink?"
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
"Has it ready been that long since you had a customer? Sheesh. Well, I'll take a glass of rum on the rocks."
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"Well, that whole 'sky is limitless' is pure crap. Need people here and here and I got tired of branding."
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
"Well hello there stranger.~"
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Wow, first customer in 'ages' how may I help you miss?"
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"Hmm...I wonder who is here?"
"Happy Halloween, everyone. Going as Abby for Halloween. And know, I Can Be Your Sanctuary."
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
October 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Happy Halloween, everyone. Going as Abby for Halloween. And know, I Can Be Your Sanctuary."
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #Abby #BLEACH
Profile and Banner pic are from AngelBunVT.
"I should try to be more active here."
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
July 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I should try to be more active here."
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
-Starts clean cobwebs around bar.-
"Simple, it's funny. Now, you going to order something?"
(What's with the "peach" thing...?)
"Are you always like this? We're not even actively in a fight and yet you're trying to pick one with me."💢
"Are you always like this? We're not even actively in a fight and yet you're trying to pick one with me."💢
May 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"Simple, it's funny. Now, you going to order something?"