can you PLEASE STOP APPROVING HIS APPOINTEES?!?

i agree, ima tell my boss that 🤣🤣🤣

i’m sooo doing my happy dance right now, whaddaya mean i have to go back to working?!?

hiding the 2 200mg caffeine energy drinks i chug every morning now…. 🤣🤣

when i was in kindergarten there was this toilet paper commercial with some guys throwing rolls off the roof of skyscrapers to prove theirs was the longest. i wanted to do THAT.

i’m glad you were able to as well, it’s absolutely terrifying when you’re not USED to that to suddenly have horrid issues with heat and especially to have no idea WHY.

and now i’m channeling my inner you cuz i just took a bong hit and so i’m gonna power through my work calls!! great job bestie and thanks for the motivation! 🫶

probably not, but do it anyway!

the way i despise that man should be studied lmfao

CONGRATS QUINN!!!!!!!!!

florida in april was how i found out my meds made me extra heat sensitive 🫠 we went to busch gardens on an 80-degree day and the next thing we know im bordering on heat stroke and my husband had to practically carry me to the car and into a nearby hotel. 🤦‍♀️

aaaabsolutely.

mom is reaping what she sowed, i’ve got no empathy left. let her know when she cast that vote that im not taking care of her when shit hits the fan.

told my mom that yesterday, her response was “why? it’s doing great!” she hasn’t checked them since January 🤦‍♀️