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Pumpkin Hound 🎃🐾🌈
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Film enthusiast 📽️ (especially horror 👻🔪🎃). Greyhound guardian (to Kiwi 🥝, Peaches 🍑, Pluto 🧑‍🚀, and many fosters) 💜🐶 Reader 📚 Burning Man ranger and camp lead 🔥 Raver 🕺🏻 E-bike rider 🚴
Portland, Oregon 🌲
He/him 🧔🏻‍♂️
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rudolph’s brother had a light up dick but they wouldn’t let him lead the sleigh team because of the optics
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Does it strike anyone as weird that we have a ratings board that counts the number of times a movie says fuck or shows a boob and decides who is allowed to see it, and yet GenAI was dropped on the entire with no restrictions, no age verification, no checks, no regulation whatsoever?
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Tonight, racist uncles will converge at dinner tables all across America to do combat inside The Mind Dojo. Are you prepared, anon?
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Made Thanksgiving nachos by melting butter with rosemary, brown sugar, honey, and maple syrup, then pouring it over sweet potato chips, then baking it before finally adding pumpkin spice mini marshmallows to the top. It was a big hit in the kitchen as we prepared the main course!
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
It’s always a joy to explore this list every year. I have discovered some of my favorite books from NPR’s recommendation
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 14d
Books We Love is back with a brand new batch of hand-picked titles. Mix and match tags like “Book Club Ideas” and “Eye-Opening Reads.” Find 380+ new 2025 reads, and stick around to browse more than 4,000 books from the last 13 years.
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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America putting most of its eggs in the generative AI basket, China going hard into green tech. When history looks back on this period, someone is going to look awfully stupid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Khruangbin killed it at the Crystal Ballroom last night!
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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when people ask me what bluesky is like
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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There's a lot of tedious politics stuff but also this is the only social media website where people tend to like cool shit
One thing that's been heavily proven to me is Bluesky is not all politics. The music, record, cd, movie, books, horror and lots more scenes are heavily alive and well here with almost zero negativity. Better engagement here than Facebook has been in years.
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
📽️ Had an absolute blast seeing HARD BOILED on the big screen

#filmsky
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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realized that there is no redemption from this fallen world and bought an air fryer, because why not
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM