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hey guess what?
share your favorite kink with me.
share your favorite kink with me.
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 AM
hey guess what?
share your favorite kink with me.
share your favorite kink with me.
Sometimes you gotta pick the lock on the ball and chain, and throat fuck the neighbors wife.
. . . Well, or go upstairs in Klints case.
. . . Well, or go upstairs in Klints case.
September 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Sometimes you gotta pick the lock on the ball and chain, and throat fuck the neighbors wife.
. . . Well, or go upstairs in Klints case.
. . . Well, or go upstairs in Klints case.
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SADAKO, BRIDE DENIED
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Murdered by her arranged husband, Sadako spends her Undeath seeking eternal happiness...
- A twist on The Ring's Sadako.
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- Para to Multi-Para writing.
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Murdered by her arranged husband, Sadako spends her Undeath seeking eternal happiness...
- A twist on The Ring's Sadako.
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- Para to Multi-Para writing.
- Responds within 72 hours.
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September 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
SADAKO, BRIDE DENIED
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Murdered by her arranged husband, Sadako spends her Undeath seeking eternal happiness...
- A twist on The Ring's Sadako.
- 18+ only; Horror, DV, ERP, NSFW themes and Reskeets.
- Para to Multi-Para writing.
- Responds within 72 hours.
Please RT and Follow!
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Murdered by her arranged husband, Sadako spends her Undeath seeking eternal happiness...
- A twist on The Ring's Sadako.
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- Para to Multi-Para writing.
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Hm, maybe he'll apply at the pizza place then.
That way he can afford the pizza, and spend some time following the employee handbook on her ass-- I mean... to the tea.
He'll even volunteer to clean up at the end of the night with her.~
That way he can afford the pizza, and spend some time following the employee handbook on her ass-- I mean... to the tea.
He'll even volunteer to clean up at the end of the night with her.~
She’s avoided it so far due to being several customer’s favorite sharp toothed employee…though her pay gets cut with every pizza delivery to him💦
Also Section 7a of the employee handbook states that already…Tips never read it though, she always prefers it raw
Also Section 7a of the employee handbook states that already…Tips never read it though, she always prefers it raw
Hopefully she doesn't get fired—
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
September 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hm, maybe he'll apply at the pizza place then.
That way he can afford the pizza, and spend some time following the employee handbook on her ass-- I mean... to the tea.
He'll even volunteer to clean up at the end of the night with her.~
That way he can afford the pizza, and spend some time following the employee handbook on her ass-- I mean... to the tea.
He'll even volunteer to clean up at the end of the night with her.~
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Hopefully she doesn't get fired—
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
A good high and a sight of that cock is SOOOOO worth
…Though he should REALLY start actually playing Tips before she gets fired 💦
…She’ll gladly give up some ass for free though~
…Though he should REALLY start actually playing Tips before she gets fired 💦
…She’ll gladly give up some ass for free though~
❝ Yeah yeah, I know I don't have a job...
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
September 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hopefully she doesn't get fired—
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
After all, Klint is broke as hell... Who else is gonna get him free pizza?
But real talk, if she needs him to start slinging dick for pizza, he'd be willing. Hell he'd do it for free.
Just... hope she doesn't mind him not wearing rubbers.
May as well start doing these, drum up some activity when my new art is being made.
September 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
May as well start doing these, drum up some activity when my new art is being made.
❝ Yeah yeah, I know I don't have a job...
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
❝ Yeah yeah, I know I don't have a job...
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
But that pizza delivery driver keeps delivering... Wonder if they mind that I've been payin' them in weed....They always seem so distracted. ❞
shrug.
yes, he does always go to the door with his cock out. mostly because he is to lazy to on pants.
//: Alright took me a couple hours but I think I've offically cleaned up my profile!
I've been through a lot in the past month. Moved across the country, started a divorce and started a new brutal job. So please be patient with me, I will eventually begin start shifting through the dms I have.
I've been through a lot in the past month. Moved across the country, started a divorce and started a new brutal job. So please be patient with me, I will eventually begin start shifting through the dms I have.
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
//: Alright took me a couple hours but I think I've offically cleaned up my profile!
I've been through a lot in the past month. Moved across the country, started a divorce and started a new brutal job. So please be patient with me, I will eventually begin start shifting through the dms I have.
I've been through a lot in the past month. Moved across the country, started a divorce and started a new brutal job. So please be patient with me, I will eventually begin start shifting through the dms I have.
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"𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙠-
-𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮!"
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"𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙠-
-𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮!"
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September 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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"𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙠-
-𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮!"
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"𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙠-
-𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮!"
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ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
September 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
ⓘ 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘: 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕦𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
𝔽𝕦𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖…𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡
" Just means you weren' throwin' game to them.
Yer pretty decently hot though, probably have bumped nasties a few times."
The hare shrugged a bit, being as vulgar as usual.
Yer pretty decently hot though, probably have bumped nasties a few times."
The hare shrugged a bit, being as vulgar as usual.
“You wanna know what’s crazy? My own townsfolk thought I was a virgin this entire time…do I really seem that sexually innate?”
September 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
" Just means you weren' throwin' game to them.
Yer pretty decently hot though, probably have bumped nasties a few times."
The hare shrugged a bit, being as vulgar as usual.
Yer pretty decently hot though, probably have bumped nasties a few times."
The hare shrugged a bit, being as vulgar as usual.
looks one way, looks the other way.
Pulls his grey sweatpants outwards to snap a pic of his cock in public as if no one is watching. Before just going back to messing with his phone like he did nothing.
Pulls his grey sweatpants outwards to snap a pic of his cock in public as if no one is watching. Before just going back to messing with his phone like he did nothing.
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
looks one way, looks the other way.
Pulls his grey sweatpants outwards to snap a pic of his cock in public as if no one is watching. Before just going back to messing with his phone like he did nothing.
Pulls his grey sweatpants outwards to snap a pic of his cock in public as if no one is watching. Before just going back to messing with his phone like he did nothing.
Aye, on my way back.
May as well do one of these? Wouldn't it be crazy if I relaunched this and made this account active? Hell ya.
May as well do one of these? Wouldn't it be crazy if I relaunched this and made this account active? Hell ya.
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Aye, on my way back.
May as well do one of these? Wouldn't it be crazy if I relaunched this and made this account active? Hell ya.
May as well do one of these? Wouldn't it be crazy if I relaunched this and made this account active? Hell ya.
I'm back, and I'm depressed horny, so lets go fam.
September 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm back, and I'm depressed horny, so lets go fam.
If you won't let me cum inside you, are we even friends?
September 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you won't let me cum inside you, are we even friends?
he's THOBBING
September 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
he's THOBBING
Fuck, being horny is horrible.
September 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Fuck, being horny is horrible.
casually getting into the shower with the 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟
June 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
casually getting into the shower with the 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟
" Happy? Sorta, now I wanna see what they look like bein' sucked on an...ya know other fuckin' things. "
June 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
" Happy? Sorta, now I wanna see what they look like bein' sucked on an...ya know other fuckin' things. "
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Decided to give this a try. And yes, stolen from a certain someone else.
Will be lewd/suggestive
(⟳ for traction)
Will be lewd/suggestive
(⟳ for traction)
June 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Decided to give this a try. And yes, stolen from a certain someone else.
Will be lewd/suggestive
(⟳ for traction)
Will be lewd/suggestive
(⟳ for traction)