Stock photo of you, with watermark all over it, doing a fake smile and thumbs up and a prerecorded voice line thats just something like "great job!"

This feels like something from "Silent Hill fans excited to play Silent Hill for the first time." The only kinda reliable narrator, so to speak, we've ever had was Harry in SH1. It's ambiguous how much of 2 is actually physically manifest and 3 has a line implying the otherworld is just perception

Congrats on the bashup run

Instructions unclear I am in severe debt to the local dentist

This would in turn make it much more difficult for current GDQ attendees to.. attend. Traveling outside of the US is often very expensive, requires passports etc and if you're not cis that's a whole other can of worms atm, which is a pretty significant amount of GDQ attendees

You're making a whole episode for these??? Wowie

Shattered Memories rules actually and I think back in its time a lot of the dislike came from people thinking it's supposed to be a remake of SH1, when it's more of a "what if" play on SH1's bad end

Stranger of Paradise mentioned

Not me reading that as "Pear Crowd Control" for a second and trying to figure out wtf that is

That took me a moment and now I'm mad at you

But overthinking is like my number one talent...

I've always found the (genuine) belief cats hate people to be very odd. Yes they don't behave like dogs. Because.. they are not dogs. Do people believe there's a single standard for all animal behavior..?

I knew bartending, but cooking was a new one to me. Got a particular favorite dish to make?

I haven't actually played Silksong yet but I mean.. like.. the hornet pfp.. I think we know it's *going* to be my favorite

what else would a speedrunning enthusiast be named ofc

(and when I *am* there, I'm trying to just be like... low power, I guess)