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just finished my stress test & returned my heart monitor 🤸
grabbing a quick bite before returning to work for the afternoon. happy Monday ☀️
grabbing a quick bite before returning to work for the afternoon. happy Monday ☀️
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
just finished my stress test & returned my heart monitor 🤸
grabbing a quick bite before returning to work for the afternoon. happy Monday ☀️
grabbing a quick bite before returning to work for the afternoon. happy Monday ☀️
Not surprised… this shit had the whole area at a standstill
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not surprised… this shit had the whole area at a standstill
Lmfao group chat is reminiscing on the days we used to have to work Thanksgiving and Black Friday… they really don’t do it like this no mo
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Lmfao group chat is reminiscing on the days we used to have to work Thanksgiving and Black Friday… they really don’t do it like this no mo
Chile—— 😴
good morning!
good morning!
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Chile—— 😴
good morning!
good morning!
Alexa gagged the fuck outta me 😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Alexa gagged the fuck outta me 😭😭😭😭
today’s the dayyyyy 💍
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
today’s the dayyyyy 💍
to bed I go. good night 🌙
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
to bed I go. good night 🌙
girl give US some money how bow dah
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
girl give US some money how bow dah
good morning krusty crew 🌥️ I’m mf tide
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
good morning krusty crew 🌥️ I’m mf tide
bitches is ruthless fr lmfaooo iktr
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
bitches is ruthless fr lmfaooo iktr
I left after the one song I knew, was not my cup of tea. the man on molly next to us fell twice 💆🏽♂️ it started feeling real culty, like a ritual but I couldn’t look away lmao
November 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I left after the one song I knew, was not my cup of tea. the man on molly next to us fell twice 💆🏽♂️ it started feeling real culty, like a ritual but I couldn’t look away lmao
Thank you to no one who voted 🩵 the answer was F) None of the above.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thank you to no one who voted 🩵 the answer was F) None of the above.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
Drove straight home by accident and decided to just make something out of what I had on hand.
amen! all EOY reviews complete 🤸♂️
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
amen! all EOY reviews complete 🤸♂️
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
well, one more via email but it ain’t due til Friday 😂
my mind always goes here by default 😂
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my mind always goes here by default 😂
Consider this: yesterday I went to McDonald’s for breakfast.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Consider this: yesterday I went to McDonald’s for breakfast.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
1 sandwich is ~$5
2 hash browns cost $2.69 now
consider this x2, excluding bevs & tax: $15.16
I left & went to the grocery store…
Bought a bag of hashbrowns, a pack of bacon, buttermilk, and a box of frozen sausage patties … for $15.
the nurse goes “you get to be iron man for the next couple weeks” as he proceeded to shave my chest 🙄🤣
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the nurse goes “you get to be iron man for the next couple weeks” as he proceeded to shave my chest 🙄🤣
my brother was about to make chicken & broccoli using chicken thighs — full stop.
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my brother was about to make chicken & broccoli using chicken thighs — full stop.
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
told him about velveting the chicken breasts instead:
putting your plate in a uber rn 😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
putting your plate in a uber rn 😂😂