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"In a world full of folks who may walk all over you, become a lego brick."
Pinned
You can hope and dream, and kick and scream, and do whatever you need to survive today.

As long as you promise me you will thrive tomorrow.
Money is gay there are just dudes on it.
May 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I learned the lessons I needed to be a better person only after I screwed up too much to use them.
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have so much I wish I could apologize for and make right.
March 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I supremely do not like that people are pretending it's okay to use the R word again.
March 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Your demons were never as loud as mine, or maybe you just dealt with them better. But either way I'm happy for you.
February 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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professional wrestling rules
February 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trying something to see if they find me:

I HATE #FURRIES.

(I don't actually. But I gotta keep the feud alive.)
February 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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I am tired of Earth. These people. [Audibly shitting my acid washed jeans]
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Possibly my favorite birthday reference.

#HappyExpiredHamDay
Happy birthday, expired ham
Happy birthday, @DavidBHayter
February 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why is judgement of others so important?
February 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I miss Steven Universe.
a cartoon character with his arms outstretched in front of a blue moon
ALT: a cartoon character with his arms outstretched in front of a blue moon
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
THIS! *flails arms at lightning speed*
They say, "games are more expensive to make", but then give us incomplete games and charge extra after the fact for shit that should've been in the base game, while GROSSLY overpaying executive staff.

Fuck that. Give us full games without exploitative bullshit, then we can talk about price hikes.
January 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So... Where will #Fortnite get it's emotes now without #TikTok?
January 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wtf? TikTok HOW? I saw you die!
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I miss TikTok :(
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Nintendo Switch 3
Share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Switch 2 reveal
January 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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OH. We don’t care about Flash as a character, DO WE?? As someone who is a huge Flash fan…Go to heck, Andy Muschietti. The Flash movie didn’t fail because “nobody cares about Flash” it FAILED because—

1) Ezra Miller is a scumbag

2) The CGI was poorly integrated

3) It wasn’t a good Flashpoint story
ign.com IGN @ign.com · Jan 13
The Flash director Andy Muschietti has said his DC Extended Universe film failed at the box office because "a lot of people just don’t care about the Flash as a character." bit.ly/4gLko34
January 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Bo Burnham was INSIDE you all along.
January 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yeah, life IS meaningless.

YOU give it meaning!
January 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Genuine Question:

You think Mark Ruffalo has ever done a session with the plush Hulk hands on?
January 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Honest Question:

Should Metal Sonic talk or not in #SonicMovie4 ?
January 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Happy new year!

Don't f*ck this one up!
January 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Me pointing and laughing at a baby

"lol. beta b*tch"
Starting January 1, all children born between 2025 and 2039 will be part of the demographic group 'Generation Beta'
December 31, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Let me get this straight:

Y'all won't tell us WHY you are banning #TikTok cuz it's *classified* but you casually dropped that aliens are real months ago...
December 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM