hiiii !!!

never try new things it always goes wrong /j

i might have to rob my sister’s crisps i urgently need a crisp sandwich to fix this dissapointment

i also need to eat ugh that’s so much EFFORRRTTTT

why does it make it so bloody complicated. why. i do not want dan howell gifs on my college account. why would u do that.

pls i love the lore guys. my birth name (now also dead name) is very common and i don’t think my surname is rare exactly but maybe not so common in my part of the country. i must do a deep dive on that side of the family’s lineage some time

real. i know now that doing something is better than nothing even if it’s as small as this

genuinely i never used to say such unhinged vulgar things before them

i despise what i’ve just said

they’re prepping us for the hard on tomorrow <3

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a girl my age that i went to primary school with has a baby and she works in the canteen in my college it’s so strange i cannot imagine being a parent at this age like honestly kudos to her it must be hard work

psa i don’t think swans are swines it’s a joke my dad calls them that bc he’s. quirky.