Quality Snark
@qualitysnark.bsky.social
mess with crabby, get the stabby
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If President Trump dies in March we’re lacking a federal holiday that month, just saying.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If President Trump dies in March we’re lacking a federal holiday that month, just saying.
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
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Toad baked some cookies.
“These cookies smell very good,” said Toad.
He ate one.
“And they taste even better,” he said.
“These cookies smell very good,” said Toad.
He ate one.
“And they taste even better,” he said.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Toad baked some cookies.
“These cookies smell very good,” said Toad.
He ate one.
“And they taste even better,” he said.
“These cookies smell very good,” said Toad.
He ate one.
“And they taste even better,” he said.
Family Business
Poison
Nuns on the Run
Guillotine
Uno (purple Minions deck)
Nobody said they had to be video games.
Poison
Nuns on the Run
Guillotine
Uno (purple Minions deck)
Nobody said they had to be video games.
5 games to get to know me
Centipede
Tetris
Bible Adventures
Super Mario 3
Animal Crossing
Centipede
Tetris
Bible Adventures
Super Mario 3
Animal Crossing
5 games to get to know me
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
SimCity 2000 (1993)
Fallout (1997)
Baldur's Gate (1998)
Europa Universalis (2000)
Kerbal Space Program (2011)
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Family Business
Poison
Nuns on the Run
Guillotine
Uno (purple Minions deck)
Nobody said they had to be video games.
Poison
Nuns on the Run
Guillotine
Uno (purple Minions deck)
Nobody said they had to be video games.
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
December 15, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Baby, It’s Cold Outside, Extremely Depressing Inside, and Emotionally Exhausting Beyond Repair Everywhere Else
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a xmas song that tells everyone to shut
the fuck up
the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
a xmas song that tells everyone to shut
the fuck up
the fuck up
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And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
December 17, 2024 at 10:24 PM
And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town
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“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.”
- US Supreme Court
- US Supreme Court
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“OK, you can gerrymander to cheat in elections, but only if it hurts nonwhite voters.”
- US Supreme Court
- US Supreme Court
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me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
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Are You Smarter Than a Dictator
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Are You Smarter Than a Dictator
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RFK Jr 's motto, if it works break it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
RFK Jr 's motto, if it works break it.
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Omg hurry up and be gone already
December 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Omg hurry up and be gone already
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"my little baby bird my juice from a whale my beautiful polio virus"
Dear god
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"my little baby bird my juice from a whale my beautiful polio virus"
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When reached for comment, the panel said that newborns can go fuck themselves
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When reached for comment, the panel said that newborns can go fuck themselves
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Enter password ok let's make sure its you we texted you a code ok now input a 2nd code from the Authenticator App but first add your account to the app to do so we sent a code to your email which you cant access ok input PIN answer security questions OOPS you tried too many times try again in 24 hrs
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Enter password ok let's make sure its you we texted you a code ok now input a 2nd code from the Authenticator App but first add your account to the app to do so we sent a code to your email which you cant access ok input PIN answer security questions OOPS you tried too many times try again in 24 hrs
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I know the answer is because it’s what they want me to do, but why on earth would I want to talk to meta’s stupid fucking AI about an IG search instead of just seeing the results for what I searched for. Fuck off and get out of my DMs, creep machine.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I know the answer is because it’s what they want me to do, but why on earth would I want to talk to meta’s stupid fucking AI about an IG search instead of just seeing the results for what I searched for. Fuck off and get out of my DMs, creep machine.
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🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
December 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🎶hold me closer, tiny dancer,
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
hold me closer, tiny dasher,
hold me closer, tiny prancer,
hold me closer, tiny vixen,
hold me closer, tiny comet,
hold me closer, tiny cupid,
hold me closer, tiny donner,
hold me closer, tiny blitzen
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
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what if we made dinner together and shared an experience while broke as fuck
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
what if we made dinner together and shared an experience while broke as fuck
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a button that immediately drafts a restraining order when you reply to my posts
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
a button that immediately drafts a restraining order when you reply to my posts
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Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Being alive right now is trying to balance “I want to stay informed” with “this is actively destroying my mental health”
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Boy, turns out that decades of elite impunity and a system chasing infinite growth sure has a few downsides, huh
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Boy, turns out that decades of elite impunity and a system chasing infinite growth sure has a few downsides, huh
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Lord of the flies: shitposter edition
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Lord of the flies: shitposter edition
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i think i’m eating your feelings too
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i think i’m eating your feelings too
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rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people