Fang The Queer Monkey
@queermonkey.bsky.social
35yo|Queer|Trans Non-Binary: They/Them/she/her|Married ENM/Polyam|7 years Sober|Handler to Rudy & Thumper|partner to @kiebepup.Bsky.social|Monkey named Fang aka Banana Bussy 💖🍌🐒
As the year ends, let us remind each other that there is no music streaming service that is morally superior to the other, because they all fund or support some form or level of genocide, and underpayment of artist. Also judging people for paying/not paying for a specific service is classist!
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
As the year ends, let us remind each other that there is no music streaming service that is morally superior to the other, because they all fund or support some form or level of genocide, and underpayment of artist. Also judging people for paying/not paying for a specific service is classist!
Somehow, I cobbled together 8 consistent years without any booze or drugs. It’s been LITERALLY a life beyond my wildest dreams because literally at one point in my life, I didn’t think I would make it past 25. Now, I’m 36, sober, & living one day at a time.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Somehow, I cobbled together 8 consistent years without any booze or drugs. It’s been LITERALLY a life beyond my wildest dreams because literally at one point in my life, I didn’t think I would make it past 25. Now, I’m 36, sober, & living one day at a time.
Just in case anyone wondered the McDonalds Grinch socks are 0 Calorie
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just in case anyone wondered the McDonalds Grinch socks are 0 Calorie
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
36 💖
36 💖
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
36 💖
36 💖
Thanksgiving Halftime Shows have had Post Malone and Jack White… remember when they had GOOD half time shows… bring back Carol Channing!
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thanksgiving Halftime Shows have had Post Malone and Jack White… remember when they had GOOD half time shows… bring back Carol Channing!
I’m always open and ready for you and that hot baster
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m always open and ready for you and that hot baster
It took no time for @kiebepup.bsky.social to flirt with me about stuffing me for thanksgiving. Truly I am blessed to have these humps stuffed by a loving sexy pup partner.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It took no time for @kiebepup.bsky.social to flirt with me about stuffing me for thanksgiving. Truly I am blessed to have these humps stuffed by a loving sexy pup partner.
Take your pick birthday cutie hehe
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Take your pick birthday cutie hehe
🎶I've done wrong, and I wanna suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
🎶I've done wrong, and I wanna suffer for my sins
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
I've come to you 'cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don't know where I can begin
What I need is a good defense
'Cause I'm feelin' like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed to the one I've sinned against
Because he's all I ever knew of love🎶
Woke up gay again…
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Woke up gay again…
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Face x The Cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Face x The Cheeks
It’s always wonderful with @kiebepup.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It’s always wonderful with @kiebepup.bsky.social
My date tonight is REAAAAAALLLY FUCKING CUTE!!! 🥰🥰
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My date tonight is REAAAAAALLLY FUCKING CUTE!!! 🥰🥰
@kiebepup.bsky.social
@kiebepup.bsky.social
Found these recently and I bought them before I started seriously working on my glutes. How do you think they look?
November 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Found these recently and I bought them before I started seriously working on my glutes. How do you think they look?
Getting to see @kiebepup.bsky.social so soon is gonna feel so wonderful!!! Hehe Excited to have them back in my arms and bed… and puss hehe.
November 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Getting to see @kiebepup.bsky.social so soon is gonna feel so wonderful!!! Hehe Excited to have them back in my arms and bed… and puss hehe.
Oh my gourd!! Orange you smash my pumpkin instead!? Hehe
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oh my gourd!! Orange you smash my pumpkin instead!? Hehe
Happy Halloween
Happy Halloween
Just a reminder:
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just a reminder:
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
🎶In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an angel looking to get fucked hard🎶
I was an angel looking to get fucked hard🎶
October 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
🎶In the land of Gods and Monsters
I was an angel looking to get fucked hard🎶
I was an angel looking to get fucked hard🎶
Just a reminder DO NOT stream English Teacher…
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just a reminder DO NOT stream English Teacher…
Am I going to a fast food restaurant that’s out of the way for my current destination just because the order total is $6.66? Obviously, I am because I’m committed to the fucking bit!
October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Am I going to a fast food restaurant that’s out of the way for my current destination just because the order total is $6.66? Obviously, I am because I’m committed to the fucking bit!
Going to see the 13th Anniversary Screening of ParaNorman tonight!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Going to see the 13th Anniversary Screening of ParaNorman tonight!!
No one knows I’ve been listening to a Swemo album all day 😘💖
October 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
No one knows I’ve been listening to a Swemo album all day 😘💖