Quips&Guac
quipsandguac.bsky.social
Quips&Guac
@quipsandguac.bsky.social
In a Magic the Gathering fugue state.
Funnier here: https://youtube.com/@quipsandguac
Mention Mothman once and you summon @khill.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Little preview of the bangers my special will have
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What’s y’all’s favorite alternate win-con card? Mines gotta be Near Death Experience- just aura farm to victory
September 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think my overall thoughts on this is heavily dependent on what the unannounced set is gonna be.
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This YouTube restricted mode is actually bonkers. I wanted to see just what it’s restricting not just on my channel but in general. Critical posts basically EVERYDAY… I only see 3 videos.
September 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m already anticipating the scathing expose by @the-trinket-mage.bsky.social and @33elk.bsky.social …since this is the exact opposite of any good advice they’d give you… (I low-key like this deck tho)
August 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
July 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How you gonna sac some of the most beautiful lands I’ve ever seen… value but at what cost
July 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This but it’s made out of all the microplastics I’ve consumed in my lifetime (it’s so over)
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A photo of me holding mana for removal (I’m speaking softly and carrying a big stick)
July 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Tomorrow.
July 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When we go back to Lorwyn they better do some more Clash stuff, I love a lil mini game. May or may not have been inspired by this guy..
July 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you see a guy in a big inflatable avocado suit today at #magiccon that’s me. I also have lil food tokens!
June 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Alright so I survived 2 hours now I just need to triple it for the real thing…gulp
June 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey #magicthegathering people, I’m doing a jog-a-thon fundraiser for Trans Lifeline!
I will run however many miles you guys donate (it’s like 15 miles already) and then record and build a deck as sweaty as I will be..

donations close June 10th at Midnight
June 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Pre release bangerrrrrr (I went undefeated this guy plus wizards are busted)
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Committed to the bit
June 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Never built a 5 color deck in paper but this guy is tempting me. I love his art and his whole vibe.
June 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The salmon has been devoured
May 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Here me out, combine them. You got a lot of fun token stuff from St Taft that will be good with the sac outlets and creature dies payoffs from Eloise. Theoretically it should come together pretty well…
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
May 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This you?
May 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Boutta watch Revenge of the Sith in theaters…I’m gonna sith my pants
April 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m cracked no matter what game I play
April 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I feel like instead of vasectomies just make it so I can shoot out and reload my balls like I’m a bionicle
November 17, 2024 at 9:00 PM