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quynh 🐾
@quynh.bsky.social
princess. monster. blanket connoisseur. glitter enthusiast. mid 30’s.

i’m just a dog.
cookies with peppermint in them are a sin and should all be thrown in the trash.

*with the exception of thin mints (from the freezer)
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i haven’t worked my computer warehouse job in almost a year and a half and i still automatically boot into the bios half the time i turn on a machine.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i can’t wait until the holidays are over. let. me. out.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
guess i’m gonna have to quit doin’ it for the bit
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Reposted by quynh 🐾
An Early Morning Snow at Waffle House outside of Cleveland, Ohio
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i will never love anything in my life as much as i love this boy.

i can’t believe he’s going to be 14 in a few days…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
today was super mellow and i just got out of a lovely eucalyptus bath… now i’m explaining to a friend of mine how she could have been murdered today and linking her to weapons i have on me when i deliver pizza… and walking my little sister through how to check for cerebrospinal fluid over facetime.
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
one of the fun things about being a hater is when you’re talking to another hater and they make you realize you weren’t hating as thoroughly as you could have been.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
eggcorn. 🥚 🌽
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
listening to my little sister’s boyfriend try to make her jealous about another girl they know makes me wanna beat the crap out of that 60yo man.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i have a decent handful of really nice fragrances, but i never get as many people complimenting how i smell as i do when i wear love spell from victoria’s secret. lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
if damien hirst has no haters, i am dead.
November 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i wish i could buy a good sandwich instead of having to make a good sandwich.

i want to live in a sandwich city.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
crazy eyes AND trying to pull his bowl out of my hands.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bless bloody marys. 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
deviled eggs’ #1 fan:
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i cannot be trusted near goat cheese.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if you search “food” in your iphone camera roll, it’ll include your pictures of fish and rocks too. 🐠 🪨
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so tragic that the OA was cancelled after two seasons… it’s such a good show.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
marriage
boyfriend
pizza

1/3 🍕
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i don’t agree with attachment theory. but i just had a wine-drunk MFT read me to filth.

i think it’s time to go home lol.
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
sighhhhhh
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
feeling evil again today. 😈
November 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
when it’s nice outside, i always leave the window open so he can do a sniff.
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
bark for me
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM