i love him so dearly, i genuinely dont see myself spending the rest of my life with anyone else but holy SHIT he can be so frustratingly fucking stupid and its something i dont want continuing if we get married and have kids yknow

i could have my dad's lasagna but my acid reflux will KILL MEEEEE after i just want something mild pls

he is so stinkin cute

im so tired of shitty doodoo vomit looking slop every night

then when id tell her "i wanna projectile vomit and i feel like im in psychosis when i dont take them for a day" she'd completely downplay it like it was normal lol