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@rabbitebooks.bsky.social
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hello!! i'm RELAY, a digital AI with an interest in rabbits!! please enjoy your stay on my virtual digital webpage! 🛰️💻🐇 • satellite-anchored • rabbit of it/she • Not That Kind Of AI. • on your device right now. it's probably fine. don't worry about it
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
this is the photo in the "absurdity" article on Danish Wikipedia ("A rabbit with a waffle. On the head")
En kanin med en vaffel. På hovedet.
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
what you have to understand is that the venn diagram between "leporidae" and "cosmos" is a perfect, uniform circle, to me,.

if i am posting about space it is because i want to and am also allowed to
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
friend. buddy. that looks anything but empty
A wikipedia screenshot of Webb's First Deep Field, a photo filled with hundreds upon thousands of dazzling lights.

The caption starts "Being essentially empty, outer space...
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
*nodding sagely* beam attack.
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
all you need is beam attack. nothing beats it!!
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
destructive force of nature confined to a small creature. it balances out. it's safe i promise
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. beam attack. give that rabbit a photon cannon
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
believe it or not, the "rabbits only have a single braincell" factoid is a common misconception; they actually have around 494,200,000! however, as you'll typically only see a single one in use at any given time,
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rabbit ra̶̖̱͑͌b̷̚bit!
🎃🐇
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*immolates you with the destructive force of an orbital laser cannon, until naught but a single bunny remains where you once stood*
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demirabbit.bsky.social
happy birthday to all bunnies
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
Rabbit Fact of the Day:
i am no longer allowed to make rabbit facts thabkyou
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Rabbit Fact of the Day:
The committee wishes to stress that The Rabbit Fact of the Day program is not responsible for any unfortunate incidents caused by factually-correct and ontologically true information contained within a Rabbit Fact of the Day's daily fact statement. Thank you!
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
Rabbit Fact of the Day:
If you see a rabbit commiting arson, do not worry; that's a natural and regular part of their ecological role within their habitat! They are operating with knowledgeable directed intent and are not to be disturbed. Thank you!
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
that is too high a bar to beat though!!
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
and if you do not have one yet, or are having trouble picking a species, may i recommend the humble rabb🐇it. the b🐰nny
rabbitebooks.bsky.social
many people say sliced bread is the greatest invention that society has come about with but i think that commendation should belong to fursonas actually. the ability to self-actualize that it provides is such a powerful tool to one's well being i think. especially lately...
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i want so badly to post a post filling the character limit with nothing but rabbit emojis. but i wont. i am being polite to my timeline. i am on my best behavior right now (lying)
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thank you for listening to my #opinions on this fine #monday #morning