It's also being released on the original recipe switch if you have one of those

Body positioning is subject to inverse quantum rules: unobserved it is free to exist in a single state, but upon observation it breaks into a waveform of all potential positions which causes errors in the classical physics software installed in our brainputers.
Congrats on the engagement!

Primate brains like to oversimplify things, I think it served a survival purpose in our evolutionary history but now it can be kinda annoying or rude. I like the unhorny thoughts you share.