fetch thee bolt cutters
LightNews LightNews
banner
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
fetch thee bolt cutters
@rachaelrachael.bsky.social
560 followers 1.2K following 140 posts
Jersey girl in Europe. Knitter. Go Phils. Go Birds. She/her.
Posts Replies Media Videos
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
A still from The Sopranos episode about Columbus Day. Eugene is sipping an espresso while Silvio looks on angrily outside of Satriale's.
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Well damn.
Jennifer Coolidge in an Eagles beanie saying "These Eagles they're trying to murder me."
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Go birds
A picture of the eagles logo split into three sections: first saying "oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play", a large second section that says "I'm going to kill myself, and a tiny third one saying "nice we won"
September 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Girl who is going to be okay
August 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Aubrey Plaza stressed out smoking a cigarette in a Phillies hat because this Phillies game is killing my nerves
August 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Me after the last 3 Phils games
August 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
A perfect album that came out when I was 16
The cover of Hail To The Thief by Radiohead
July 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Silvio Dante from The Sopranos, Episode "Christopher", sitting outside of Satriales and frowning, saying "I'm gonna take action on this." while Eugene Pontecorvo smokes in the background.
April 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Phils win... 🫩😮‍💨😵‍💫
A stressed out Aubrey Plaza smoking a cigarette in a Phillies hat
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Alternatively, this guy:
Some loser in a Padres jersey and t-shirt singing the "that's what's in" song
March 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
The Arizona Diamondbacks mascot D. Baxter the Bobcat (booo)
March 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Otis says "you've got this!"
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Silvio Dante, Tony Soprano and Pauline Gaultieri from The Sopranos
December 24, 2024 at 11:47 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
We made it through another winter solstice. Starting now, the light comes back a little more each day.
A view of a winter sky through bare tree branches. Some blue sky is peeking out from puffy white clouds. On the left, a bit of a pine tree is visible.
December 22, 2024 at 12:50 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
A dog with light gold fur laying on a brown dog bed with his head on a chipmunk toy with a blanket on the floor next to him. He's not asleep yet.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 AM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Christmas present in progress 🧶

Tennis Socks by Sarah Heymann from 52 Weeks of Socks Vol. II

#knitting
#showmeyourknitting
Two 70s style white tube socks with blue and red trim and the word knitter in red around the cuff. It's a work in progress so one is only half finished and both need the yarn to be woven in.
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
If you see this, post a concert picture you took

St. Vincent
November 10, 2024 at 11:29 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Just put chili crisp on my frozen pizza
Picture of Carmy from the tv show The Bear
November 10, 2024 at 6:11 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Wait my dog looks exactly like this???
December 1, 2023 at 8:02 AM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Well ok then
November 23, 2023 at 10:17 PM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
Same 🥰
November 6, 2023 at 10:15 AM
rachaelrachael.bsky.social
An auspicious start
A picture of my notifications where it says Satan has followed me
November 2, 2023 at 7:13 PM