Rachel
@racheldachel.bsky.social
NYC native living in Lalaland
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
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We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
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Last night’s gorgeous moonrise over Stonehenge, by Stonehenge Dreamscapes ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Last night’s gorgeous moonrise over Stonehenge, by Stonehenge Dreamscapes ❤️
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ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
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Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate.
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Knitting you a shawl with the lint from my belly button.
November 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Knitting you a shawl with the lint from my belly button.
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Just for the record, David Lee Roth claimed Panama in 1984.
December 22, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Just for the record, David Lee Roth claimed Panama in 1984.
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neil armstrong: that’s one small step for man here on planet moon.
houston: uh, neil, the moon’s not a planet. could we try that one again?
neil armstrong: {breathing heavy} you guys, i think i saw a dog.
houston: uh, neil, the moon’s not a planet. could we try that one again?
neil armstrong: {breathing heavy} you guys, i think i saw a dog.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
neil armstrong: that’s one small step for man here on planet moon.
houston: uh, neil, the moon’s not a planet. could we try that one again?
neil armstrong: {breathing heavy} you guys, i think i saw a dog.
houston: uh, neil, the moon’s not a planet. could we try that one again?
neil armstrong: {breathing heavy} you guys, i think i saw a dog.
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🎶I like average butts and I cannot lie!
- Sir Mix-A-Little
- Sir Mix-A-Little
August 12, 2024 at 1:37 AM
🎶I like average butts and I cannot lie!
- Sir Mix-A-Little
- Sir Mix-A-Little
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huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine
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There is sadness in her eyes
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There is sadness in her eyes
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
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Thanks to our resident Primate Linguist’s efforts to interpret Howler Monkey communication, we now know they’re mostly shouting for beer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Thanks to our resident Primate Linguist’s efforts to interpret Howler Monkey communication, we now know they’re mostly shouting for beer.
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macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
macy’s thanksgiving day parade
1988
elliott erwitt
1988
elliott erwitt
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The richest country in the world could easily house, feed, & care for everyone who needs it
There’s no reason for an epidemic of homelessness
There’s no reason people should be going without food or healthcare
50% of Americans can’t afford a basic standard of living
Poverty is a political choice
There’s no reason for an epidemic of homelessness
There’s no reason people should be going without food or healthcare
50% of Americans can’t afford a basic standard of living
Poverty is a political choice
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The richest country in the world could easily house, feed, & care for everyone who needs it
There’s no reason for an epidemic of homelessness
There’s no reason people should be going without food or healthcare
50% of Americans can’t afford a basic standard of living
Poverty is a political choice
There’s no reason for an epidemic of homelessness
There’s no reason people should be going without food or healthcare
50% of Americans can’t afford a basic standard of living
Poverty is a political choice
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No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
Most SNAP recipients work. They need SNAP because corporations refuse to pay a living wage.
The rest are disabled, elderly or unpaid caregivers.
People should be fed. Period.
No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
Most SNAP recipients work. They need SNAP because corporations refuse to pay a living wage.
The rest are disabled, elderly or unpaid caregivers.
People should be fed. Period.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
Most SNAP recipients work. They need SNAP because corporations refuse to pay a living wage.
The rest are disabled, elderly or unpaid caregivers.
People should be fed. Period.
No one deserves to starve.
No one deserves to starve.
Most SNAP recipients work. They need SNAP because corporations refuse to pay a living wage.
The rest are disabled, elderly or unpaid caregivers.
People should be fed. Period.
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now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops
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my spotify wrapped told me the exact date and time I would die
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
my spotify wrapped told me the exact date and time I would die
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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December 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.