I think ya just go pick one out and bring it home. But I've also never had a cat so I might be missing some steps 😅

I know its my own fault because my curiosity must have gotten the best of me with something and I probably clicked on some post or something but there is no way it could have skewed my algorithm THAT much.
Also if its not a naked person or a cat then its a long unfunny text post 😔

Correct.

And anytime I have the vent circulating outside air and I get a random whiff of gasoline I'm like is that my car?!

Aw damn, well I feel like if you keep her outside at an apartment and she picks a new person to live with then that's on them 🤷‍♀️

Take her

I thought this was gonna be some possession thing...but no...INVISIBLE ALIENS.

He deserves them! 🥺 free of charge! Donation directly to Blathers 😭