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Railsmith
@railsmith.bsky.social
· Nov 15
anyways maybe i should do a real intro post, huh
i'm rails, bi guy, formerly a lot of things. i work in production and broadcasting in a really weird job. english major, actor, write a lot of fiction, don't share it much. ask me about whatever
trans people are people. destroy every colonial power
i'm rails, bi guy, formerly a lot of things. i work in production and broadcasting in a really weird job. english major, actor, write a lot of fiction, don't share it much. ask me about whatever
trans people are people. destroy every colonial power
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There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.
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I just got my Never Defended Quentin Tarantino For Anything In My Entire Life medal, whooo!
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just got my Never Defended Quentin Tarantino For Anything In My Entire Life medal, whooo!
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
he had that shit on
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pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pouring a jar of babybels into the coinstar and waiting for it to dispense a giant megabel of equal value
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ah, the first snowfall of the year. how lovely to walk through the snow, look back at my footprint pattern, and once again be reminded that i apparently have a mismatched set of legs
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ah, the first snowfall of the year. how lovely to walk through the snow, look back at my footprint pattern, and once again be reminded that i apparently have a mismatched set of legs
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Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
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That's it? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
@tredlocity.bsky.social has swears! They've used 185 profanities in their last 3,058 posts.
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (20 times)
🥉 "damn" (17 times)
🥇 "shit" (32 times)
🥈 "fuck" (20 times)
🥉 "damn" (17 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
That's it? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
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every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
watching the halftime show with my packers family and deciding resolutely that, for the first time, i care about football and i’m a detroit fan
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
watching the halftime show with my packers family and deciding resolutely that, for the first time, i care about football and i’m a detroit fan
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here’s how bernese can still win
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
here’s how bernese can still win
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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i lost the specific wording of this bit in my memory and have been hunting for it for so long
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i lost the specific wording of this bit in my memory and have been hunting for it for so long
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bittersweet to remember, but if it helps it helps
November 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
bittersweet to remember, but if it helps it helps
the guest comic @kcg.bsky.social did for PFSC that was titled "The Invincible Master of Death" is maybe the best single page i have ever read, and i don't think it exists anywhere anymore. "one by one 'til what's done is done" is a line/mantra that actually got me through a time i should've died
this is a post where you (yes, YOU) can and should reply with underrated comic strips or other comic-y jokes. could be an unheralded entry from a classic strip or maybe a lesser-known strip altogether.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the guest comic @kcg.bsky.social did for PFSC that was titled "The Invincible Master of Death" is maybe the best single page i have ever read, and i don't think it exists anywhere anymore. "one by one 'til what's done is done" is a line/mantra that actually got me through a time i should've died