ramblingflan
@ramblingflan.bsky.social
49, he/they/them, microblogging about my experiences as one of the USA's 700+ thousand unhoused persons as well as posting cool retrogaming / retromedia things i see. see ALT text for details of game screenshots.
https://ko-fi.com/ramblingflan
https://ko-fi.com/ramblingflan
nah i'm good
thanks tho
thanks tho
September 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
nah i'm good
thanks tho
thanks tho
thanks for nothing too 😒
September 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thanks for nothing too 😒
thanks for nothing 😒
September 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
thanks for nothing 😒
Ok which one of you sponsored this 🙄
![A pair of silver earrings above the following ad copy:
Etsy
Silver Sperm Stud Earrings, Snake Stud Earrings - Sterling Silver [ESV1042]
Sponsored](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6fnxay4bnit5rnvs6hpqoems/bafkreiagjxuxhhniyfjreo5k6akr6l4oyollk2qh66z3xfkgr35u3ywdyu@jpeg)
September 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ok which one of you sponsored this 🙄
Well that's not something I expected. They haven't spoken with me about it yet, but apparently it means I have gallstones. That may explain the pain I often have after eating.
September 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Well that's not something I expected. They haven't spoken with me about it yet, but apparently it means I have gallstones. That may explain the pain I often have after eating.
Them: You're back
Me: I am
Them: Same reason?
Me: Yes but also no
Me: I am
Them: Same reason?
Me: Yes but also no
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Them: You're back
Me: I am
Them: Same reason?
Me: Yes but also no
Me: I am
Them: Same reason?
Me: Yes but also no
Sorry, but I don't believe I qualify any longer. As of a couple days ago I'm fitting US size 30 pants.
August 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Sorry, but I don't believe I qualify any longer. As of a couple days ago I'm fitting US size 30 pants.
Remembering a dubious life accomplishment
August 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Remembering a dubious life accomplishment
In my head canon they're the same guy
August 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In my head canon they're the same guy
August 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
6:00am vs 6:01am
August 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
6:00am vs 6:01am
Yes, a microchip from the Covid vaccine
(kidding!)
(kidding!)
August 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Yes, a microchip from the Covid vaccine
(kidding!)
(kidding!)
Eye exam done
The doctor says I have two (not shown)
The doctor says I have two (not shown)
August 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Eye exam done
The doctor says I have two (not shown)
The doctor says I have two (not shown)
I may be unhoused, but I can still be spoopy. Hire a spoopy boy for your web dev project today.
If Williams-Sonoma's family of websites, including the Pottery Barns, are up and working well, that's in part because of my work. If they aren't, then uh... hey, look at this pretty shirt!
If Williams-Sonoma's family of websites, including the Pottery Barns, are up and working well, that's in part because of my work. If they aren't, then uh... hey, look at this pretty shirt!
August 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I may be unhoused, but I can still be spoopy. Hire a spoopy boy for your web dev project today.
If Williams-Sonoma's family of websites, including the Pottery Barns, are up and working well, that's in part because of my work. If they aren't, then uh... hey, look at this pretty shirt!
If Williams-Sonoma's family of websites, including the Pottery Barns, are up and working well, that's in part because of my work. If they aren't, then uh... hey, look at this pretty shirt!
Bluesky really doesn't want me replying to DMs today
August 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bluesky really doesn't want me replying to DMs today
Didn't catch his name, but if anyone recognizes this guy from the Spanish hip hop scene, possibly but not necessarily local to the DC/Baltimore area, probably but also not definitely Salvadoran, let me know. His people kept filming me, so my gorgeousness may be lighting up his socials rn
August 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Didn't catch his name, but if anyone recognizes this guy from the Spanish hip hop scene, possibly but not necessarily local to the DC/Baltimore area, probably but also not definitely Salvadoran, let me know. His people kept filming me, so my gorgeousness may be lighting up his socials rn
Doctor: This is seriously concerning.
I like it better out here.
I like it better out here.
August 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Doctor: This is seriously concerning.
I like it better out here.
I like it better out here.
Didn't end up there on purpose, was just going to CVS and saw this Salvadoran-American festival popping and hopped off. Forgot my hat, so shirt hat it was
August 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Didn't end up there on purpose, was just going to CVS and saw this Salvadoran-American festival popping and hopped off. Forgot my hat, so shirt hat it was
Damn, Sam. You don't have to do me like that with an individual "Thank you, but..." for every position I got turned down for 😅
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Damn, Sam. You don't have to do me like that with an individual "Thank you, but..." for every position I got turned down for 😅
People sometimes ask why I don't sleep in the storage unit where I keep clothes (which enables me to stay cleaner and look less homeless). Besides breach of contract, trespass, and cameras, these shared rolling stairs of death I need to get up and down from it don't help.
August 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
People sometimes ask why I don't sleep in the storage unit where I keep clothes (which enables me to stay cleaner and look less homeless). Besides breach of contract, trespass, and cameras, these shared rolling stairs of death I need to get up and down from it don't help.
