I wish I could find a gif of him rubbing caviar on it while making one of the most disgusted faces I’ve seen actor achieve.

You mean to tell me President Trump allowed a Russian op to run inside his own whitehouse? This President Trump? Are you sure?

Five.

Five percent?

No, I think there are five of them. Total.

Gandalf Voice: YOUUUUU. SHALL NOT. PAAAAASS…. without belly rubs please.

What the should be haunted by is not the possibility of prosecution, but the FACT that their actions have led directly the deaths of children in poor countries and are a direct cause of the breaking down of our constitutional order.

Why does it make it worse that there’s not a chance in hell he knows what “insubordinate” means?

I love that Bill Kurtis’ voice is so good, so iconic even for people who don’t know whose voice it is, in a commercial featuring the singer who’s voice is heard more than any other in the world right now, it’s almost exclusively Bill’s voice that’s actually heard the entire time.

When are we going to outlaw this crypto bullshit? An entire technology who’s singular widespread use is cybercrime AND we’re paying higher power bills to perpetuate it. What are we even doing here if we can’t agree that this should ilegal?

oxygen level required to beat back morals and vote to hand him more power.

The policy isn’t controversial. It’s illegal. The only people that pretend it’s not are Mike “I haven’t seen that video I don’t know anything about that” Johnson, and his own SC appointees who themselves are struggling to fit Trumps balls deep enough in their mouths to cause the low blood