Rango (COMMS OPEN!)
@rangoatemybaby.bsky.social
They/She +Fic Writer for 18 years + Multi-shipper + Dead Dove Lover + Unapologetically NSFW + VLD is my hyperfixation and it's not going anywhere + CROCHET ADDICT
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Howdy all! My name is Rango and I love to write anything that is Voltron Legendary Defender! I figured now was as good a time as any to make a pinned post featuring my socials, the fics I'm proudest of, and my commission rates for those interested.
Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Formal...
Ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/Formal...
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also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
also always deeply funny that every sci-fi video game from 1999-2014 was trying to be Aliens, and copied everything except the...working class woman protagonist
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Vegans! Vegetarians! Anyone who likes cooking / eating amazing LIFE-CHANGING food! Here is my attempt at writing up a recipe for "daler bora", a treat from my childhood which is a lot easier to make with a food processor than it was for my mum having to grind the lentils using a rolling pin. Enjoy!
Lentil Fritters (“Daler Bora”)
If you’re vegetarian / vegan and you haven’t tried these, you are in for a TREAT. They are like a mash-up between falafel and onion bhajis and taste better than both. The recipe below i…
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December 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Vegans! Vegetarians! Anyone who likes cooking / eating amazing LIFE-CHANGING food! Here is my attempt at writing up a recipe for "daler bora", a treat from my childhood which is a lot easier to make with a food processor than it was for my mum having to grind the lentils using a rolling pin. Enjoy!
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"Silco's number two is a regular"
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Silco's number two is a regular"
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. No Star Wars, Star Trek, LotR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Pineapple Rex!
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Pineapple Rex!
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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Gang, the system works
Mark Cuban Says ‘It Became Pointless’ To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban Says 'It Became Pointless' To Post On Bluesky Due To The Hate He Gets There
Mark Cuban, the billionaire entrepreneur and longtime "Shark Tank" star, says he’s done posting on Bluesky for now, and the reason is simple: it’s not worth
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December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Gang, the system works
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If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
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a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
Comms are open for the holidays! I have three slots total (one has already been snagged!) so if you want a Voltron Comm as a special gift to yourself, hit me up!
November 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Comms are open for the holidays! I have three slots total (one has already been snagged!) so if you want a Voltron Comm as a special gift to yourself, hit me up!
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Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
Forgot to mention, Chapter 5 is up! So if you love #klance suffering and surviving with each other, you know where to go 😉
Chapter 4 of my new #klance fic is up!
Our boys have survived the plane crash, now they just have to survive the wilderness and each other! :D
archiveofourown.org/works/734563...
Our boys have survived the plane crash, now they just have to survive the wilderness and each other! :D
archiveofourown.org/works/734563...
Uncharted Territory - Chapter 4 - RangoAteMyBaby (FormallyKnownAsFreya) - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Forgot to mention, Chapter 5 is up! So if you love #klance suffering and surviving with each other, you know where to go 😉
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
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We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
Morale at paypros call centers is in the toilet right now. It’s not just normal Black Friday stress, they’re being pounded. Corporate is pressuring bosses to end the paypros call campaigns. Source familiar w/ internals at MC stressed that folks should stand their ground but be kind to agents (1)
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We are actually doing something. DON'T STOP CALLING.
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
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it turns out that Zuckerberg is one of the most prolific enablers of child abuse in the history of the world.
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
"According to the brief, Meta was aware that millions of adult strangers were contacting minors on its sites; that its products exacerbated mental health issues in teens; and that content related to eating disorders, suicide, and child sexual abuse was frequently detected, yet rarely removed."
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
it turns out that Zuckerberg is one of the most prolific enablers of child abuse in the history of the world.
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
i contend that nobody this derelict in their duty of care to minors should be allowed to have any excess of money or influence ever again, and that should be the least of the consequences
Recent crochet guys! Some ace flag inspired gloves, bananasaurus, and a Sherma for a friend!
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Recent crochet guys! Some ace flag inspired gloves, bananasaurus, and a Sherma for a friend!
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What RFK Jr. doesn’t want you to know is that in 2019, his anti-vax nonsense caused a measles outbreak in Samoa that infected 5700 and killed 83 people, most of them children.
RFK Jr. wants you to know that he’s personally responsible for the anti-vax misinformation on the CDC's website
RFK Jr. wants you to know he’s personally responsible for anti-vax misinformation on CDC website
He told the New York Times there’s no proof that vaccines don’t cause autism, which is a lie.
www.motherjones.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What RFK Jr. doesn’t want you to know is that in 2019, his anti-vax nonsense caused a measles outbreak in Samoa that infected 5700 and killed 83 people, most of them children.