Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts. And I am just about out of fucks to give.
Best thing you can do before getting on a plane is to get all stinky, sweaty, and thirsty.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Best thing you can do before getting on a plane is to get all stinky, sweaty, and thirsty.
I’m still waiting for one of these chodes to put a pop machine in the cafeteria.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’m still waiting for one of these chodes to put a pop machine in the cafeteria.
Bessent owns land and leases that land to a soybean farmer. Bessent takes a portion of the farmer’s profits as rent. This makes Bessent a landlord. Not a farmer.
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Bessent owns land and leases that land to a soybean farmer. Bessent takes a portion of the farmer’s profits as rent. This makes Bessent a landlord. Not a farmer.
If that pipe bomber has enough bitcoin he can probs buy himself a pardon.
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
If that pipe bomber has enough bitcoin he can probs buy himself a pardon.
It’s possible, or even likely, that many of his fraudster pardons are in exchange for cold wallet crypto bribes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s possible, or even likely, that many of his fraudster pardons are in exchange for cold wallet crypto bribes.
I’m not convinced this isn’t another republican performance that ends with the predetermined outcome that Hegseth “did nothing wrong.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m not convinced this isn’t another republican performance that ends with the predetermined outcome that Hegseth “did nothing wrong.”
Axios has a rather casual relationship with the truth.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Axios has a rather casual relationship with the truth.
No need for an article or a scientist. everyone knows it’s pecan pie that kills your blood sugar.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No need for an article or a scientist. everyone knows it’s pecan pie that kills your blood sugar.
Good! It’s about time!
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Good! It’s about time!
Yes. That’s exactly what they’re doing.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Yes. That’s exactly what they’re doing.
So, Returns at Home Depot aren’t processed at the registers, so this “protest” is not affecting sales. I don’t see how this does anything other than make life miserable for the lone Home Depot employee who is stuck working the returns desk. I hope this is AI generated and not a video of real people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So, Returns at Home Depot aren’t processed at the registers, so this “protest” is not affecting sales. I don’t see how this does anything other than make life miserable for the lone Home Depot employee who is stuck working the returns desk. I hope this is AI generated and not a video of real people.
Russia, if you’re listening, release the Epstein files.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Russia, if you’re listening, release the Epstein files.
My tinfoil hat theory is that Rubio and Vance have been planning a 25th amendment takeover since they were senate buddies. Rubio gets to be VP.
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My tinfoil hat theory is that Rubio and Vance have been planning a 25th amendment takeover since they were senate buddies. Rubio gets to be VP.
Was it a true threat? Does that matter?
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Was it a true threat? Does that matter?
Jealous af of Mark Hamill because he got to meet Ariana Grande.
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jealous af of Mark Hamill because he got to meet Ariana Grande.
Damn. I covered my ibit short this afternoon.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Damn. I covered my ibit short this afternoon.
Trump and the Saudis are doing the same thing, so these guys will probably be pardoned.
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Trump and the Saudis are doing the same thing, so these guys will probably be pardoned.
MAGA: Replacing Experts with Imposters since 2016.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
MAGA: Replacing Experts with Imposters since 2016.