“Don’t you mean ‘legal counsel’ Grayson” no it’s a bunch of dudes they all sit in a circle and whisper dark secrets through the headset

(to my chemical dependencies on cannabis, alcohol, and nicotine) not you guys y’all are fine

My impact…

I would LOVE to do a lake mungo drag routine to “is it cold in the water?” If I could ever get around to actually pursuing drag instead of my million other interests

Brad Armstrong catboy is still bald but has sphinx cat ears on top of his head

Not my word of the year, but I think the word I embodied most in 2025 is unc

I’m gonna tuck your ass into bed