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Moose, the Rat
@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social
Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI!

Husbirb: @Kityagreyfeather.bsky.social

🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞
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This is Sebastian

He came in to me summer of 2011, and left us last night in fall 2025

For 14 years this goober was a part of my life

He was a moron, but he was MY moron and taught me what it means to love unconditionally

I don’t know what to do without out him, I just hope he knows I loved him
Munir has had 3 boyfriends

Horus (Halfling, Librarian, Munir’s best friend): They had sex like once or twice a week

[Name Pending] (Goliath, Mercenary): They would go several days without, due to being in a deadly marsh

Kole (Firbolg, Wizard): Canonically, they boned a minimum of once per day
Couple/Polycule Question: What was the longest stretch of time that your OCs went without having sex after they started sleeping together and what was the reason (travel, separation, injury, etc)?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Me when I was 10 and first played The Sims
Oh shit waddup
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Hmmm

Thinking about a twinky half-orc man this morning
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Oh you’re a “footman” in “service” to the King?
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh you’re a “footman” in “service” to the King?
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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I was in another Goblimon mood and decided to indulge.
#furryart #furrynsfw
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me when I was 10 and first played The Sims
Oh shit waddup
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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AI has become addictive to me in a different way than other people are addicted to AI, because my stupid nitpicky brain that also likes puzzles feels compelled to look at this drawing and find the flaws, like a "Can you find 12 mistakes in this picture" game for children.
Oh shit waddup
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hey buddy, finally got you all to myself.
You said you were into my stank.. so feel free to bury that muzz of yours wherever you'd like.

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🎨2025 bashbl-ux
Original Post: www.furaffinity.net/view/61498239/

#NSFW #Furryart
💼🎨
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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blackberry retrieval technician
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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as a gay man sometimes gay men exhaust me
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Seems like he's enjoying his squeaky-clean wedgie a little too much (Despite pretending he doesn't)

#wedgie #wedgieart #orc #bara
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Twitch from LoL🐀
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Moose likes to chill with his bros and maybe watch dumb shit on YouTube

Munir likes to snuggle and bask in the afterglow
Does your OC fall asleep right after sex or are they too wired and full of energy to sleep?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Orcs have a reputation for being brutes, and there are no exceptions when it comes to being horny 🧙🏻‍♂️💦
Orlov is difficult to tame🔥
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Sub⭐ and Patreon reward from earlier this year!

You can see many more recent pieces at:

Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/darksideofdiscovery
Sub⭐: subscribestar.adult/darksideofdiscovery
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Rats to That! Pg. 77

The man knows what he wants.

If you’d like to support my comic and other art, here’s a link to my SubscribeStar! subscribestar.adult/anti_dev

#nsfw #furryart
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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And of course what he means by "censoring X" is that the EU said that Twitter
a) can't lie to users by calling blue-checks "verified" when they aren't verified
b) must be transparent about adverts
c) must give researchers access to public data
this is hilariously demented

but also true!

if you read "the west" to mean "fash international", which is what these guys always mean by "the west", and it absolutely needs X The Everything App
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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POV: You have Kaine's dick in your mouth. Better get started down there. 👀💦

Art by @nidthedragon.bsky.social! ❤️
October 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Commission ref for @daedricki.bsky.social in collab with awesome @satellitt.bsky.social 🖤

🛡️ Sketch, lineart — by me
🛡️ Coloring, render — by Satellitt

NSFW ver. on my Patreon!

#art #digitalart #furryart #templar #unicorn #украрт #runasolarisart
December 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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"Grusak thought he could hide his sensitive 'little problem' by stuffing a sock in his pants, but he didn't expect it to feel so tingly whenever he walks with it." 🧦

#orc #bara #SPH #smallpenis #NSFW
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Commission I made for @anonfurtrash.bsky.social with his Hrothgar having a really good time with the old Wuk Evu on his tree house. Thank you so much for commissioning me X>
Pt. 1
December 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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another warm up

banana
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM