Raven Kane
@ravenkane.bsky.social
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I write gay trans disasters and smut that will make you reevaluate you're relationship with puns. In my jester/clown arc currently, it will be funny. +18| Minors DNI https://www.scribblehub.com/profile/54646/ravenkane/ she/they
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I've been waiting for this since the first reveal trailer I'm so fuckin hype
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I have like, 5 open at any given point max
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So genuine question cause apparently I'm the weird one among my friends.

Do y'all just, leave your computers on all the time? I shut mine off whenever I'm not using it
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Whenever I get a new device I always try to not leave it charging for too long after it's full
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It was the brat of times
It was the wurst of times
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Don't even get me started on Hardee's vs Carl's Jr.
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"Canes does one thing really well, so they don't need other stuff"

Canes does one thing wildly mediocre. And I'm not saying Zaxby's is perfect, or even the best. But it's better in every regard to canes
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Zaxby's is better in every way compared to Raising Canes and I'm tired of staying silent about it
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It's called, aldente pasta flaccid

My god, look at the tasteful girth of it. The curved downward limp
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Both? I've used both but it usually depends on the tense and situation
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This looks like a blast
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Maybe 'tis time for a promo thread.

Here's a thread of all my currently available books (on itch, for now). Please signal boost, and give them a QT if you've read them :)

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Mime girl putting you in an invisible chastity cage and throwing the equally invisible key onto the table
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Reads a 6k story about girls giving each other head just to stay hard.

"Yeah I guess you could say I read a lot of fluff"
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They need to invent an economy that allows me to stay up til 2am putting my word crimes and gay yearning into stories and art, instead have to clock in at the capitalism hell machine
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Using retrofitted teargas canisters but I've swapped it out with poppers
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My life is a lie and I will never recover from this emotionally
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.....um....so is it not pronounced hyper bowl?
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This cage is ribbed for her pleasure
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Juicing her prostate
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Oh no I haven't gotten there yet. I keep getting distracted by buff women