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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social
Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.
makes a girl wanna get back into guys with hair
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
thank you for reading ❤️❤️
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
many are saying this!
I recently read this on Libby, and wow could we be sisters.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i want jon bernthal doing the accent from The Bear with his facial hair from The Bear
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i appreciate the implication that i don’t sound like a phrenologist now
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
monitoring the situation like
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
‘you seein this shit’
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
would i date her? would i ‘date’ her? no sir. i would show shania twain the world. i would melt away her reservations with warm and patient aplomb. i would gaze into shania twain’s eyes and offer her my beating heart
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i would also have relished jon bernthal
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i understand why YOU would prefer that it not be a relationship-ending gift but it would be kind of sick for me if it was
(thank you so much ❤️❤️)
November 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
is that a catholic ‘rax no’ or a jewish ‘rax no’
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
all i want in life is a deeply repressed philosemite with a discipline fetish goddammit
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
where are the homies whose interests this is relevant to. where are @carlkinsella.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
oh my fucking god
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
thank you, i get a medium bonus every time i mint a new catchphrase
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
i have long been a fan and supporter of your sexually frustrated men too like do we wanna go ahead and seal this deal
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
put it this way, i wouldn’t bring that deep goyishe fire-and-brimstone energy to catholicism. i bring to the table the piety, intelligence, and raw sensuality of a jew
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i’m not gonna do it all weird like jd vance either. i’m not gonna become a mel gibson. i would be a credit to the faith
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM