Numbers are looking good this month
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Numbers are looking good this month
Baby stew anyone?
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Baby stew anyone?
No one cared who I was before I put in the fake septum ring
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
No one cared who I was before I put in the fake septum ring
These are tricky for me cause it’s basically an unstoppable force (my triceps) vs. an immovable object (all this ass)
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
These are tricky for me cause it’s basically an unstoppable force (my triceps) vs. an immovable object (all this ass)
Contrary to what this picture may suggest, she is - tragically - almost completely illiterate
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Contrary to what this picture may suggest, she is - tragically - almost completely illiterate
This was probably my best work
September 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This was probably my best work
Father, forgive me, for I have gained
September 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Father, forgive me, for I have gained
This has been a strong little run
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This has been a strong little run
When someone grabs my ass at the club
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When someone grabs my ass at the club
I spend about 70% of my workout just meditating on these images
August 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I spend about 70% of my workout just meditating on these images
Imagine you’re having a panic attack and you hear some bald guy say this shit
August 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Imagine you’re having a panic attack and you hear some bald guy say this shit
They kind of look alike now that I think about it
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
They kind of look alike now that I think about it
Tonight’s the night I flip these heteronormies into a threesome, I can feel it
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tonight’s the night I flip these heteronormies into a threesome, I can feel it
Return of The Chomper
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Return of The Chomper
@katiewitham11.bsky.social and @squeako.bsky.social on their canoe excursion
May 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@katiewitham11.bsky.social and @squeako.bsky.social on their canoe excursion
Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite chronic schemer. A blessing to everyone she knows
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Happy birthday to everyone’s favorite chronic schemer. A blessing to everyone she knows
Y’all rockin with the Pepperoncini Tini or na
January 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Y’all rockin with the Pepperoncini Tini or na
Definitely tried to channel some vintage TikTok @casserolesoul.bsky.social in my intro
January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Definitely tried to channel some vintage TikTok @casserolesoul.bsky.social in my intro
You know they’ve just been sitting on this shit waiting
December 31, 2024 at 6:18 AM
You know they’ve just been sitting on this shit waiting
The reason for the season
December 24, 2024 at 6:52 AM
The reason for the season